funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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as a bat biologist i just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. now that we've used high speed camera on them turns out they crash into each other all the time. bats are cool

Clumsy Bats

funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)

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Funniest relationship tweets | tweet by thedad calls wife 1 day into her 2 week business trip do like soup

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

tweet by paladinamber for a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. so i go to the vets today and the very straight up said "he looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine". i cant with this cat lmaoo

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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

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funniest women tweets of the week | tweet by HireMelmFunny Baby Yoda implies existence Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 6th, 2020)

funny animal tweets | tweet by ThisLocalHater can't make everyone happy not dog bow tie

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 6th, 2020)

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

funny note to cats and dogs | be posted VERY LOW on refrigerator door nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats dishes with paw print are yours and contain food other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing paw print middle my plate and food does not stake claim becoming food and dish, nor do find aesthetically pleasing slightest

Dad Writes Funny Note To His Cats And Dogs And Twitter Relates

i can has cheezburger cat catalog | the 2019 cat-a-log: tribute to grumpy cat and lil bub. the best wholesome stories, cat memes, animals tweets, cat meme of the decade of 2019

Extra Cheez: The 2019 Cat-A-Log Issue

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funny meme, funny tweet, angry dolphin drawing, old drawing of dolphin, twitter | look how made this dolphin is

This dolphin is SO mad.

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

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Tweets about The Worst Slang Words of The 2010's | tweet by david_schuman Replying JoeBerkowitz not crying crying

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Funniest animal tweets of the week | tweet by Blacktress Whenever hear my dog let out deep sigh, l'm reminded no one is immune struggle.

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (December 30, 2019)

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Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'

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23-year-old defends her independence by standing up to entitled 25-year-old sister-in-law demanding she let her move in: 'The kind of freedom I want!'

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Employee takes 3 weeks of PTO, returns to work feeling as burnt out as he did before the vacation: 'My motivation for work is basically gone.'

Employee takes 3 weeks of PTO, returns to work feeling as burnt out as he did before the vacation: 'My motivation for work is basically gone.'

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Orange woodsy cat follows person on trail walk, goes back to his car with him and hops in, person now blessed by the cat distribution system

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