funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

my mom just bought out cat a Christmas stocking even though we are Muslims and don't even celebrate Christmas? she was like we don't know what religion he is we can't force him to be Muslim. he's a cat?

Be more open-minded

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Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

tweets funny hannukah holidays twitter lol | tweet by ProfEmilyOster Kid: grandma and grandpa are coming Hanukkah and bringing guilt mean gelt Also yup

Hannukah Tweets That Are As Lit As A Menorah

anti wholesome memes, depressing memes | Rules textinga girl: 1) give up 2) she doesn't 3) like 4) grandpa simpson holding a sign that reads DESPITE HAVING NO EVIDENCE AM STILL CONVINCED EVERYONE MY LIFE SECRETLY HATES

15 Anti-Wholesome Memes For Anyone Who's Sick Of The Holiday Cheer

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michael scott from the office as baby yoda | baby yoda and michael scott both with wet shiny eyes

Perfect Pairing Thread: Michael Scott As Baby Yoda

Feel good animal tweets | We felt bad that our cat couldn't see us so we cut a hole in the wall to he could peep thru and feel like part of the family while still outside. tweet by AHappierDay zoo feeds their baby hornbills

Twitter Page Brings Exactly What It Promises: Feel Good Tweets For a Happy Day

Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

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Funny reaction memes to 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' | anthony adams rubbing hands meme as Palpatine getting ready tell'Rey tragedy Darth plagueis wise. pics of anakin making weird faces superimposed over a photo of a sandy dune six emotional stages watching rise skywalker (2019, oil on canvas)

Fifteen Disappointed Reaction Memes To 'The Rise Of Skywalker' (SPOILERS)

funniest women tweets of the week | tweet by delia_cai many miles do think all scrolled this year

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 23, 2019)

funny tweets about technology | getting ddos'd by my cats whose dumb idea is this cat flap? lots of notifications from a smart cat flap that sends information about the cats as the pass through it

Tweets Prove That Technology Can Be A Pain Sometimes

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Funny negative reviews of the movie 'Cats'

'Cats' Is So Bad That Critics Are Getting Rather Creative With Their Reviews

cute funny tweets twitter thread benji dog dogs backyard not allowed leaf animals | tweet by dog_rates This is Benji. He told he couldn't bring anything backyard inside. Hopes reconsider see this h*ckin leaf. 12/10 please let him

Benji The Dog Is Not Allowed In With His New Leaf (Tweets)

Funny tweet that reads, "For someone who didn't start a fire, Billy Joel sure is defensive about it"

Sounds Like Some Boomer Sh*t

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Funny negative reviews of the movie 'Cats'

'Cats' Is So Bad That Critics Are Getting Rather Creative With Their Reviews

funny tweets about christmas office party | ShaqKatzner Everyone who made work today after our office holiday party last night is acting like they survived Vietnam. Someone just referred co-worker as "brother"

Tweets About The Disaster Called Office Holiday Parties