funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tom jerry tweets funny twitter viral hotel reception cute | tweet by ella_7991 this arab guy calls the hotel reception to complain about a mouse in his room. listen to how he describes the situation. jerry the mouse lifting his sunglasses from his eyes

Man Calls Hotel Reception To Let Them Know There's A 'Jerry' In His Room

jimmy fallon funny tweets hashtag game ruin a movie title by changing one word: tweet by sabrih21 Finding Nemo's Body #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

People Did a Very Good Job When Asked By Jimmy Fallon To #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

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funny meme about netflix you, penn badgely, three toxic people looking at each other

Got 'Em

Funny tweet that reads, "No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I'm a business owner"

#BossBabe

Funny tweet about the reasons one might not like getting their photo taken, which includes feeling deeply self-conscious | when i say please don't take a picture of me it's not because i'm being bitchy and stubborn it's because if i see that picture i will seriously feel so bad about myself and think i am the ugliest thing on earth

Wow Didn't Expect To Be This Personally Attacked

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Funny memes and tweets about dogs | dog breaking through wall Open bag snack another room My dog. drakeposting sully from monsters inc. eating same meal two days row My dog eating same thing 8 years row

Bunch Of Doggo Memes For Those Havin' A Ruff Day

funny Baby yoda problems | tweet by spideycmc baby yoda from the mandalorian raising a short hand in the air: when the bartender keeps ignoring you

Funny "Baby Yoda Problems" Which Are Like Your Problems, Only Cuter (16 Tweets)

funny rnadom memes and tweets | My phone, keys and wallet running super late Lets Split Up Gang! fred from the scooby gang. tweet by KentingtonC saying Eat rich and being Marxist showing up job interview at corporation so won't die starvation: good janet bad janet from the good place

Memes & Shitposts For Mood-Improving Purposes

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Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked

'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

funny stories about pet owners who thought they are dying | tweet by PaladinAmber couple days my cat had been showing signs dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So vets today and vet straight up said He go looks like he got into fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

Funny Stories Tweeted By People Who Thought Their Pets Were Dying

tweets time scary wtf anxiety accurate truth hurts sadness pain | tweet by mrRuimy Matt Damon is actually two years older than Robin Williams they both starred together Gus Van Sant's GOOD WILL HUNTING.

Tweets About The Concept Of Time (25 Panic-Induced Tweets)

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as a bat biologist i just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. now that we've used high speed camera on them turns out they crash into each other all the time. bats are cool

Clumsy Bats

Funny meme, villagers, shrek, funny tweet about michigan guys who look like the villagers from shrek.

True

Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

Stealthy

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funny twitter thread about train conductor that outsmarts fare-evading passenger on their way to edinburgh | Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Detective Work to Bust Fare-Evading Passenger

funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)