funny tweets
When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.
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New dad refuses to call baby daughter by her given name “Hana”, prefers to use the name he always loved “Lily” that his wife cannot pronounce: ‘He’s needlessly confusing our infant child’
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Boss refuses to acknowledge employee's two-week notice, refusing to discuss it further and acting like they aren't leaving: 'She's still assigning me projects for next month. Still scheduling me for meetings three weeks out'
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Nanny asks for a $5 raise after working with a family for 2 years, then she burns a bridge when the parents counteroffer with a pay cut: 'Mom thinks she's being savvy'
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Dad takes a stray cat for a TNR, instead she gives birth to a litter of tiny kittens, and each employee at the vet clinic decides to adopt one of them
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‘I went straight to the dean’s office with both the recordings and told her’: Professor tries to fail grad student by faking attendance records, forcing the student to take it to the dean and finish with a 90% grade
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