funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweet that reads, "Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks. 'Congrats' on your baby; congrats on 'your' baby; congrats on your 'baby'"

Have A "Funny" Meme

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Tweet that reads, "Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or should I say Stan Stan Stan"

Ba-dum-Tss

Tweet that reads, "I always get self-conscious buying toilet paper like some high schooler is gonna take a picture of me and post it online with the caption 'lmao this dude poops'"

This Is Strangely Accurate...

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Millennials Are Killing Mayo, According To Sour Old People

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Tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

It's True

Someone tweets, "Glasses are so unattractive" and someone else replies with, "We just tryna see damn"

Tough Crowd

Tweet that reads, "Facebook ads are cool 'cause I'm like 'Oh look that was the thing I thought about yesterday but never typed or said aloud to another soul on earth'"

Stop Reading My Mind, Zuckerberg!!

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Tweet that reads, "Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house"

It Be Like That

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Tweet that reads, "Fun way to make someone question everything: comment 'you are so brave' on all their selfies"

Meeeeaaann

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Funny tweet about dating.

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