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Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

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Humorous Thread Contemplates The Awkwardness Of Settling Into A New Job

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Today In Things That Will Break A Macbook: A Single Grain Of Chipotle Rice

Impressively Dumb Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter| thumbnail text - well how long would the pregnancy take if she had twins 9+9= 19 months

Impressively Incorrect Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nell raban @nell_do_well we've got 'mansplaining' for when a man explains to you something you already know but here's a new one: 'dudespute,' when a man relentlessly questions your work because he doesn't understand what you're doing 1:16 AM · Sep 12, 2020 · Twitter Web App 905 Retweets 48 Quote Tweets 4,016 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Must Be Shared With The World

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Eco Influencer Gets Roasted For Reinventing Corn Syrup As ‘Vegan Honey’

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Dining out with kids is a great way to practice talking in angry whispers 5:17 PM · 9/5/21 · Twitter for iPhone 155 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 548 Likes

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought

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Man Discovers Amusing Hair Stylist Photo, Everyone Is Convinced It’s Melissa McCarthy

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12 tweets comparing twilight characters compared to dogs | thumbnail picture of edward cullen and dog side by side text "twilight characters as dogs a thread"

Twitter Thread: Twilight Characters As Dogs

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With| Thumbnail text - mimi newman @miminew_ me watching you edit my google doc 8:18 PM · Aug 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With

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Woman Calls Out Bossy Tinder Date In Amusing Thread

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Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'| thumbnail text - Chawanna @DrChaeEd I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can't help her if I don't know what's wrong. Then I asked, "Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?" 8:31 PM · Apr 2, 2021 104.3K

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'

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Creepy Footage Of A “Cryptid” Running On All Fours Is Giving Everyone The Heebie-Jeebies

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice| Thumbnail text - not gaurav @friedriceuncles tonight, i watch my father mansplain biology to my mother, a literal PhD in biology. good times. 8:23 PM · Aug 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice

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Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

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Nepotistic Glassdoor Review Has Everybody Griping About People Falling Upwards

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'There was a huge surprise waiting in the bed': Friendly stray cat shows up at a home and surprises the family by giving birth to four tiny kittens overnight

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Employee asks girlfriend to take son to school so he can start work early, dismisses her when she gets a warning about attendance from her boss

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New neighbor aims trail camera at Grandfather's house, homeowner wants to avoid discussion with neighbor

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'Me as a kid, full of hope for the future': 22 of the funniest sci-fi memes of the week to fill your nerdy needs

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