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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes

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16 animal tweets | thumbnail background two dogs in flower field with tweet "oh to be a dog in a flower field"

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$list of 15 animal related tweets | Thumbnail is cat surrounding by math equations with tweet written "meanwhile, inside the box, schrodinger's cat plans its revenge."$

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People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

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People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 23, 2021)

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Best Twitter Reactions To Ariana Grande's Surprise Wedding

relatable tweets about the struggle of getting the perfect eyeliner |thumbnail text - Kendra Alvey * @Kendragarden Tried to even out my eyeliner and just ended up drawing on a dope pair of Wayfarers. 4:38 AM · Jan 1, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 122 Likes

Relatable Tweets About The Struggles Of Drawing The Perfect Eyeliner

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Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'| thumbnail text - Matt Gabriele @prof_gabriele listen, it was “Bennifer" last time. this time it's "Jenjamin" 10:06 PM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter for Mac 371 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 4,814 Likes

Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'

funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes

Relatable Tweets About How Mascara Turns You Into A Hot Mess

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

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Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future| Thumbnail text - doody @_Doodster ... Mr.Wilson Imao, I don't even know what to say Marcus Wilson 5 - Mathematics Wilson March 5, 2021 at 9:04am Greetings Mr.Wllson, I just wanted to inform you that you keep lowering my grades so please increase it.

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Funny tweets about Cinco de Mayo | thumbnail text -... in bed Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm I celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the traditional fashion: with a super soaker full of tequila. 11:59 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Time To Usher In Cinco De Mayo With These Perfect Tweets

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