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Charming Thread Delights In The Pleasures Of A Custom Snowball Maker

funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

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list of this week's funniest cat tweets | thumbnail is a tweet saying 'oh to be a cat cradled gentle by bananas'

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (January 14, 2022)

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People Ponder What Ridiculous Luxuries They’d Have If They Were Stupid Rich

a thread about whether you should kick out a house guest or not if they insult your pet | thumbnail includes two tweets saying 'Would you kick someone out of your house for being rude to your dog or cat?' and ' My adult son, upon seeing my sweet Il'il Pit for the 1st time said "She's pretty ugly". That was about the last time I spoke to him'

What To Do When A Houseguest Disrespects Your Pet: Twitter Weighs In

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Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples| thumbnail text - Keshav Kant @MxKantEven I know this won't be a hot take for people with sense but: The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal. If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills. 7:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021 96.5K

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting| thumbnail text - Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Kids will sleep no problem on any surface, but can't walk if their socks are on inside out 9:26 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting

23 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left opossum tweet "cait @kittynouveau i'm dying My dog likes opossums. Last night, he found one in the backyard, and brought her INTO THE HOUSE. He put her in his crate and fell asleep next to it. When I realized she was still alive I moved the crate outside. dog 2:02 PM · 8/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone" thumbnail right cat meme

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

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Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts| thumbnail text - Yelisa ... @motherplaylist No one: My 8yo on the 3rd of January: So what are we doing for Halloween? 6:27 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts

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Enlightening Thread Reveals The Legend Of The Pittsburgh Toilet

funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

Memes About Turning 30 For Anyone In Denial About Leaving Their 20s

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Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With| thumbnail text - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I'm burning this place to the ground 8:48 PM · 1/2/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With

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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

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Foodies Get Heated Over What Makes A Good Burger

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'Approve my 1-week PTO or accept my 2-week notice': Boss denies IT employee's vacation request until he trains the new hire on a decade worth of experience, employee refuses and submits his resignation instead

'Approve my 1-week PTO or accept my 2-week notice': Boss denies IT employee's vacation request until he trains the new hire on a decade worth of experience, employee refuses and submits his resignation instead

27-year-old entrepreneur self-publishes 1500 AI-generated books and makes $3 million: 'Some people really have no honor'

27-year-old entrepreneur self-publishes 1500 AI-generated books and makes $3 million: 'Some people really have no honor'

Entitled aunt demands teenage nephew uses paycheck towards cousin's college fees after refusing to let him stay with her as he studies: 'I know that my aunt has a substantially larger salary than I do'

Entitled aunt demands teenage nephew uses paycheck towards cousin's college fees after refusing to let him stay with her as he studies: 'I know that my aunt has a substantially larger salary than I do'

"‘I have no interest"’: Manager's new elderly employee refuses to complete his job duties simply because he doesn't want to do them, upper management fails to re-train or fire him

"‘I have no interest"’: Manager's new elderly employee refuses to complete his job duties simply because he doesn't want to do them, upper management fails to re-train or fire him

Boss schedules employee to work during their vacation, threatens to fire them if they don't come in and hires someone to replace them: 'Turns out while I was gone he tried to replace me with someone who quit after 2 days'

Boss schedules employee to work during their vacation, threatens to fire them if they don't come in and hires someone to replace them: 'Turns out while I was gone he tried to replace me with someone who quit after 2 days'

23-year-old employee demands that 24-year-old coworker pays for her parking ticket because she said they could park there: 'She was lying!'

23-year-old employee demands that 24-year-old coworker pays for her parking ticket because she said they could park there: 'She was lying!'

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