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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

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13 animal tweets from the week | thumbnail cat and croissant pillow "is that cat small or is it a huge croissant"

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Spiciest Memes Roasting The Cast Of 'Too Hot To Handle' Season 2| thumbnail text - Morgan Carroll @morganxcarroll Harry and Francesca look different here #TooHotToHandle #TooHotToHandleS2

Spiciest Memes Roasting The Cast Of 'Too Hot To Handle' Season 2

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

Parents Who Are Fed Up Of Their Kids And Totally Done With Parenting

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Colleen @Coll3enG Why would I ever want a boyfriend? If I wanted to waste my time l'd just join a pyramid scheme. 7:38 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 604 Likes

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Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes

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People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old-Fashioned Way' On Twitter| thumbnail text - Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy ... deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (in a full day detention with others who seem stereotypical but I learn they are more than just a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal) 7:15 AM · Jun 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,135 Likes

People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old Fashioned Way' On Twitter

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People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her Hand Bag| thumbnail text - Matthew reist @ReistMatthew #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag Boris Johnson's comb KellieLovesHashtags @HereToHashtag ... #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag a voodoo doll of Meghan

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her HandBag

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Shade 5 ... @Shade510 Wife: Do you want me to help you? Marriage Translation: Would you like me to tell you what you're doing wrong? 1:26 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 403 Likes

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Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday| Thumbnail text - Kanye look like the type of kid to argue with the teacher and bring up the teachers divorce

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday

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