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Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

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Nepotistic Glassdoor Review Has Everybody Griping About People Falling Upwards

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Snarky Takedown Of ‘Stomp Clap Hey’ Music Has People Reliving The Worst Of Early 2010s Culture

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Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps| thumbnail text - Mary Beth McAndrews @mbmcandrews New experience unlocked: my Lyft driver just mansplained 9/11 to me. 11:26 PM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 120 Likes

Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps

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Barista Goes Viral Showcasing All Their Sad Google Reviews, Prompts Other Service Workers To Do The Same

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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

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Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are| Thumbnail text - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru legend kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside 3:56 AM · Jul 23, 2021 42.7K

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are

funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text - Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Saw This Week

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs| thumbnail text - ash @ashleychris13 my dad just mansplained to me how to wash a pan...that's a new one 5:16 AM · Aug 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 12 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs

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