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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes

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16 animal tweets | thumbnail background two dogs in flower field with tweet "oh to be a dog in a flower field"

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funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that

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$list of 15 animal related tweets | Thumbnail is cat surrounding by math equations with tweet written "meanwhile, inside the box, schrodinger's cat plans its revenge."$

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funny tweets about feral things people have been doing during quarantine | Text - KDramasNSilents @KDramasNSilents Replying to @drewtoothpaste Ate an entire diced raw cabbage out if a bowl cuz i got tired partway through prep and didn't want to cook anymore. And then I did it again with the cabbage i bought to replace that cabbage.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

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relatable tweets about the struggle of getting the perfect eyeliner |thumbnail text - Kendra Alvey * @Kendragarden Tried to even out my eyeliner and just ended up drawing on a dope pair of Wayfarers. 4:38 AM · Jan 1, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 122 Likes

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funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes

Relatable Tweets About How Mascara Turns You Into A Hot Mess

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Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'| thumbnail text - Matt Gabriele @prof_gabriele listen, it was “Bennifer" last time. this time it's "Jenjamin" 10:06 PM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter for Mac 371 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 4,814 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Funny tweets about Cinco de Mayo | thumbnail text -... in bed Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm I celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the traditional fashion: with a super soaker full of tequila. 11:59 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Time To Usher In Cinco De Mayo With These Perfect Tweets

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes

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People Expose The Reason They Are Single| thumbnail text - Smile - La-Bambe @barbrastreilamb I have various pillows with actors' faces on them..my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle

People Expose The Reason They Are Single

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