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Funny tweets about Instagram influencers | thumbnail tweet - Vicky Carr @VickyHCarr A parenting influencer posting about the joy of eating pesto porridge (yes,v that's porridge with pesto in it) for breakfast may just be the line I needed to cross in order to accept I don't belong on Instagram. 2:14 PM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Tweets Poking Fun At The Ridiculously Over-The-Top Influencers of Instagram

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes

A Roundup Of Tweets from Twitter's Funniest Women

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Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'| thumbnail text - Chawanna @DrChaeEd I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can't help her if I don't know what's wrong. Then I asked, "Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?" 8:31 PM · Apr 2, 2021 104.3K

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'

Funny tweets about mental breakdowns | thumbnail text - Merve ... @merveebgln mental breakdown my depressioR my brain my anxiety

'Mental Breakdown' Tweets Which Just Might Restore Our Sanity

Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

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funny memes about being broken inside and full of despair | thumbnail text - My guardian angel after their shift with me My therapist: Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Me:

Memes Which Reek Of Despair For Anyone Feeling Broken Inside

Painfully Relatable Tweets That Sum Of The Struggles Of Being Introverted| thumbnail text - Northern Lights Follow @PinkCamoTO I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free. 6:11 PM - 19 Mar 2014 6 17 2,246 3,141

Painfully Relatable Tweets That Sum Of The Struggles Of Being Introverted

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year| thumbnail text - Shyla Watson @shylawhittney me and my hinge date

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 7, 2021)

Funny tweets about carbs | thumbnail text - Joél Leon. ... @JoelakaMaG why have abs when you can have carbs instead? 12:53 AM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets About Going Absolutely Crazy for Carbs

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Katrina Carruth ... @KatrinaCarruth don't understand why people on dating apps don't list their preferred thermostat temp. It's best to know that up front instead of waiting until your "I'll die if it hits 70" clashes with his "I'll die if it gets below 70" 4:36 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Round Up Of The Funniest Dating App Tweets (April 7, 2021)

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Relatable tweets about social anxiety | thumbnail text - danielle tcholakian @danielleiat Imagining how my social anxiety verging on paranoia would've dealt with attending a dinner party where the host opened with "one of you will betray me" 5:11 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About Crippling Social Anxiety For The Solitude Seekers Of The World

funny tweets about what meals people make when they hit rock bottom | thumbnail text - rose @rose_marie333 just ate microwavable fried rice out of a festive reindeer coffee cup and cooked my last 3 pizza rolls on top. not bad for rock bottom. 3:22 AM · Mar 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Meals People Eat When They've Hit Rock Bottom

Funny tweets about crazy roommates | thumbnail text - Isa Jones @ThelsaJones ... Crazy roommate: I'm v focused on the environment and mother earth! Also crazy roommate: Moves out,leaves $200 of unopened food, and tries to "recycle" a bunch of trash including unused household goods 6:15 PM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Iconic Weekly 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets (April 4, 2021)

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Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets For Some Weekend Inspiration

funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'