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tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food

Wearing Red Clothing At Target Isn't A Good Move

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste| thumbnail text - Kevin Power @KevPow3 My Spotify Wrapped: The Jungle Book, Frozen, and Moana soundtracks, and one Nine Inch Nails song. Bangers every one. 6:56 PM · Dec 1, 2021 ♡ 21 1, Share this Tweet

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste

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OSHA-Violating Swimming Pool Crane Prompts Horrified Jokes

Funny walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - lina ... @leenski_32 Can't be a walk of shame if it's Pride Month 5:06 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

'Walk Of Shame' Tweets Prove It's Nothing To Be Ashamed About

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Absurd Twitter Meme Dunks On Nonsensical Nostalgia Post

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: *sneezes* Me: Bless you. Husband: *sneezes again* Me: I can't live like this. 3:57 PM · May 11, 2021 600 9 25 1, Share this Tweet

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage

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Ariana Grande Reveals New Look, Prompts Speculation About “Asian Fishing”

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People Gripe About Everyone’s Least Favorite Personal Question

Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers No one: Cancer: remember when you hurt my feelings 5:53 PM · 12/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 804 Retweets 4,383 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner| thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn Wife: You smell like bacon. Me: Thanks. Wife: It wasn't a compliment. Me: There's literally only one way to take that. 10:01 PM · Nov 26, 2021 2.1K Û Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner

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Professor Discovers That Students Made A Bingo Card For His Seminars

Mansplaining Experiences About Dudes Who Never Take A Day Off| Thumbnail text - marina @marinawphoto i love when i get mansplained in the comments on how to be a photographer then go to the dudes profile and he has 6 followers and three photos of his car 6:55 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 404 Likes

Awkward Mansplaining Experiences Caused By Dudes Who Didn't Read The Room

Parents Roast Their Kids On Twitter By Revealing The Weird Things They Collect| Thumbnail text - Doc McMuffins .. @Cynical_Parent Other kids: collects rocks/Pokemon cards/unicorns/Hot Wheels* My kid: booger burial ground behind her right curtain panel; the large ones live under her pillow 5:28 PM · May 19, 2020 · Twitter for Android

Parents Roast Their Kids On Twitter By Revealing The Weird Things They Collect

Funny tweets with unexpected endings and plot twists | Paul Follow @FrenulumBreve licking lips anticipation nervous never done bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.

20+ Tweets Featuring Amusing Plot Twists

Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit| thumbnail text -  Myrhhissa @michimama75 Since I refuse, 5 was wondering if anyone would like to play "hammers" with her. She has a hammer and you run. So anyway, let me know. 4:07 PM · Nov 21, 2021 1.2K 64 1, Share this Twe...

Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit