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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Week

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 25, 2021)

funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

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funny tweets, funny twitter, twitter memes, twitter, men, therapy, trending, funny memes, memes, trending memes, mental health memes, clever tweets | Colleen @C0113enG men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy | The Elder Memes ELDER @TheElderMemes MEMES Men will literally commit regicide and create their own oblivion realm instead of going to therapy

Viral Twitter Meme Pokes Fun At Men Who Avoid Therapy

funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

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funniest tweets from 2020 about the royals | thumbnail Text - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun Imagine walking into work on Monday, your boss is like "you need to train the new guy" & you look over & it's Prince Harry You need to be so patient w him bc he has no employable skills; he doesn't even know excel 6:45 PM Jan 10, 2020 · Twitter Web App 724 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Royals From 2020

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Felicia @LostFelicia The husband has a man cold so I asked if he wanted me to plant a memory garden. 6:39 PM Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter Web App 113 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 406 Likes

Tweets From Women Who Are Annoyed With Their Husbands (December 13, 2020)

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Chris Evans To Voice 'The Human Buzz Lightyear' And Twitter Has Questions

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - BLACK larri LIVES MATTER @larrayxo we're at the dinner table going around saying what we're thankful for and my grandma literally just said "im thankful for this bad kitty cat between my legs because without it y'all wouldn't be here" WHATTT TTTTT 3:28 AM - Nov 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.2K Retweets 489 Quote Tweets 72.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 7, 2020)

kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

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Employee receives 2% raise after making $5 million for company, manager flips out when he refuses employee of the month award in meeting: 'He said he didn't want it'

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Company forces return to office to increase productivity, accidentally teaches employees to stop working after 5 pm: 'These bosses don't understand the world changing around them'

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Heartwarming tale of a man consoled by a shelter puppy during his mother’s passing and their miraculous reunion 7 years later via Pittsburgh community, says: ‘I think we were destined to spend time with each other during the worst week of my life.’

Heartwarming tale of a man consoled by a shelter puppy during his mother’s passing and their miraculous reunion 7 years later via Pittsburgh community, says: ‘I think we were destined to spend time with each other during the worst week of my life.’

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