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Student sees fire but staff makes them wait to report it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ArmyMPSides 12 days ago Shut down while trying report fire at my high school oc S senior back high school Middle Tennessee had smoking area students. This 1990, so yeah old. My daughters actually just asked post this story here. Anyway, so good student and had great reputation among faculty at this school about 2000 students.

Staff Makes Student Patiently Wait to Report Fire

People describe the laziest things that they've ever done | stickyWithWhiskey 18h 2 Awards once put instructions go right side house and deliver pizza first window (my bedroom didn't feel like walking front house get my pizza. Driver obliged, and got very nice tip.

People's Laziest Moments

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Package thief steals gifts intended for other people, gets glittered, that results in their eviction | r/pettyrevenge u/brigittefires Steal my stuff? Get glittered lived an apartment building. As member local free gifting community put gifts out on regular basis people pick up had massive front porch building had plenty space put an entire living room set by front corner and still move furniture /out comfortably. Nothing resembling tight squeeze made appointments with people pick up

Package Thief Steals Gifts, Gets Glittered, Then Gets Evicted

Man misunderstands a common phrase, and girlfriend's dad suffers a shock as a result | r/tifu Join u/ChainedEagle 22h TIFU by telling my Girlfriend's Dad our relationship decline and would be asking his permission have an affair. M This happened last month during staycation U.K. with my (25M) girlfriend's (25F) family. My GF, her mum and her sister decided go shopping day. Her dad, sister's boyfriend and headed pub were about 3 pints FU began GFs Dad OP long have and my daughter been together

Man Misunderstands Common Phrase, Girlfriend's Dad Suffers A Shock As Result

Funny meme with Natalie Portman as Queen Padme Amidala saying that adding "lol" at the end of your sentences doesn't hide the pain

Sad But True

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A collection of funny tweets from Ryan Reynolds on Twitter | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering can't do this

Comedy Gold From Twitter King, Ryan Reynolds

Funny 80s nostalgia fashion pics | family portrait of three dad with a mullet mom in a fringe jacket and daughter in a denim vest | man in a pink suit posing by a car

80s Fashion Statements That Show Why We Moved On

Funny and weird scientific diagrams | Unwanted sexual urges? Have graham cracker and calm yourself down. stack of cardboard looking snacks

Scientific Diagrams That Look Like Jokes

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funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, ryan reynolds tweets, deadpool, vancity reynolds, parenting tweets | Ryan Reynolds Follow @VancityReynolds Damn 's hard letting infant daughter go somewhere alone first time total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.

Quality Twitter Gems From Ryan Reynolds

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Feline Great: Classic Photos of Cats Being Cats

stand up comedian roasting his dad

Comic Invites Dad To His First Set, Proceeds To Roast Him

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funny meme about hiring someone to cry at funeral | Sylvester Ricardo Moss added 2 new photos. sepat 01:19. g Follow Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me....the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral. Below are the •Summer Speciar prices: I. Normal crying $50 2. Bahamian hollering $100 3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150 4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200 5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1 ooo

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A funny "in need of dad" ad brings us back to simpler days | NEEDED: Generic Father Figure Backyard BBQ Spokane white haired man grilling barbecuing

"In Need Of Dad" Ad Brings Us Back To Simpler Time

Classmate brings donuts and a snack day is started, for revenge the classmate brings raw potatoes | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/rook218 1 day ago dozen donuts been bringing every Monday doesn't count as my 'snack day' contribution Well guess have rectify oc M Back high school (around 2010 used work closing shift at Dunkin Donuts on Sunday nights. Per company policy could box up two dozen donuts bring home with before throwing rest out. One dozen went with my dad work morning, one came with

Entitled Classmate Gets Raw Potatoes for Snack Day

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Funny and lazy not my job moments | patch of a perfect new asphalt road in the middle of a dirt road | words here ghghg hg hgh ghg hgh ghg Apak orieterm mlses fest air WORDS words words words words words By Elizabeth Mackley elabeth mcdeYadyma Police want speak this man after alcohol stolen on two occasions from supermarket COTV mat show him on one wearing dark Jumper and on. other wearing Dias bearded dark t shirt Now police are looking far man or anyone who knew

Terrifically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

funny technically correct jokes | asstroids Whats red and bad teeth? fricken-nuggets brick sammybitchfacewinchester well not wrong

Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong