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It's getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren't privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.

Thanks to Reddit user u/DontTacoBoutIt (a now dead account) we have this ridiculous, yet really accurate and useful art guide!

If art was never your strong suit and you're looking to impress, this is the guide for you. 

Happy learning! 

Here is a collection of creepy, interesting, random, useful, or perhaps all of the above, facts. There is no theme to these facts other than after you read them, you'll realize that you never knew you needed to know them until you did. And if you're a trivia buff, you'll have 17 more bullets in your figurative gun. Pow pow, fact power! *shudders at lameness of previous statement* Ignore me. Read the facts. 

If you thought that you'd never learn an incredibly strange, specific and completely stupid hobby, don't quit just yet. There's a guide for everything from identifying wood to crafting sexy origami! Like, even if you wanted a guide for stray shopping carts, by god it exists. For other strange relics, here are some weird and amazing forgotten items found in thrift stores.

One of the most important and least discussed milestones in relationships is the first time you fart in a bed… cartoonist Weng Chen wrote some insightful guide about it. 

Tour guides see tourists do some really dumb things. If there's one thing to take away from these, it's that tourists are dumb. Not just kinda dumb. But like, real simple. Like, can't find their own ass kind of dumb. After a while it gets sad realizing these are the kind of people who represent you around the world.

These tips will work. Every time. Maybe because it was illustrated by a cat owner. Check out this awesome Instagram page by Last Lemon.    

Going to the moon? Building the pyramids? Child's play compared to giving a cat a pill. Giving a cat a pill is one of the most difficult tasks humankind has ever experienced. But this illustrated guide by IizCats is here to help you with that.   

When your beloved dog strays from home, it can be a traumatic experience for both of you. It's dog lost awareness day today and we thought you could use some tips that will help you find your pet. Via: Cesarsway

What if you could learn all you need to know about a potential female companion based on her nails and her nails alone? This guy on twitterdecided to go through all of the time, effort, and research to create what he is calling, "Nails At First Sight: Survival Guide 101." In his guide he indicates, for example, that a woman who has white nails, dark nails, or a french manicure may be dangerous—so, take caution. 

"Women are teachable" is a booklet guide from the 1940s that shows how workplaces (and mainly, the female working force) have changed since the World War II era. 

Who said they don't care? Cats clearly are way more aware than we give them credit for. This play by play of this cat's human and their day shows just how much they really do take note of. At the end of the day, with how aloof they seem, cats really do care about us.... Or they are amazing thespians and we are going to soon be ruled by cat overlords who will turn bathrooms into unisex litter boxes shudders. 

Then we have the other end of the animal derp scale. If anything, these goofy huskies prove that some house pets are not so talented and observant. Just take a look at these puppies failing at stairs. Clearly these dogs are a bit confused by such modern house innovations like stairs.

One of the most important and least discussed milestones in relationships is the first time you fart in a bed… cartoonist Weng Chen wrote some insightful guide about it. 

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