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Entitled Karen demands delivery driver shovel her snow-laden driveway: 'I left her a message in the snow'

While all customer service is tough due to the challenging task of dealing with the unpredictable members of the public, delivery drivers have it particularly rough, owing to the fact that they have to consistently interact with these same people whose absurd entitlement is amplified by the proximity of their homes. If you thought that Karen was a doozy to deal with at the customer service desk at Home Depot, just wait until you see how she treats the poor bloke who has to deliver something rig…
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‘Have fun driving on ice for the next few weeks': Snow shoveling neighbor gets back at woman in neighborhood, refusing to plow her driveway

‘Have fun driving on ice for the next few weeks': Snow shoveling neighbor gets back at woman in neighborhood, refusing to plow her driveway

When you do someone a favor, the last thing you would expect them to do is to be ungrateful. After all, you don't owe them anything, and you are simply doing something for them out of the goodness of your heart. So it makes no sense that the woman in this story was so out of left field with her kind neighbor, who at first, was happy to plow her driveway after seeing it was covered in 12 inches of snow. Driving over the ice that was soon going to form would be no easy task, and this man decided…
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'I believe that's the coldest I've ever been': Mom insists kid do a chore for her after the kid had just fallen in a river

'I believe that's the coldest I've ever been': Mom insists kid do a chore for her after the kid had just fallen in a river

One mom came to regret her phrasing when talking to her kid. On a snowy day, when you've been outside in the freezing cold , coming inside to warm up is a wonderful feeling. Whether it's sipping on a bowl of soup or holding a warm mug of tea, that feeling of getting warmth back into your shivering body is very much needed. Some people even put blankets in the dryer for a few minutes so that they're toasty warm. This sounds like pure luxury---what a cozy feeling that must be. This is especially…
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'We wait even longer for a third tow truck to arrive': Service tech tries to reschedule appointment located on steep hill, gets themself and numerous other vehicles stuck

'We wait even longer for a third tow truck to arrive': Service tech tries to reschedule appointment located on steep hill, gets themself and numerous other vehicles stuck

This service tech is used to driving to jobs in different neighborhoods, but they weren't prepared for this weather. In any job, if your boss has your back, it makes your life a lot easier. However, many managers think that their employees are always trying to be sneaky or deceitful. They have no trust in their decision-making abilities…even though they presumably hired them for such qualities. This person, u/EmuExternal6244, shared a story from a snowy day on the job. As a lead service tech, t…
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A Blizzard of 20+ Memes for Souls Seeking Better Days

A Blizzard of 20+ Memes for Souls Seeking Better Days

Crispy cold collection of memes
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Don't blow your snow in the street

'He blows all the snow directly into the street': Snow plow driver enacts ice cold revenge on inconsiderate neighbor

“Don't bother to prepare for the winter storm” is this guy's motto.
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Neighbors kept parking in our lot. I froze them out.

'I call the tow company — they can't do anything': Party-goers infuriated by icy surprise after loud late-night party

One neighbor got so fed up with parking issues that he took a strategic approach that no one would ever forget. This person wrote that the story took place around 20 years ago, at a time when he lived in an apartment building with parking space for 16 cars. However, the OP, u/BrightRick, noticed that all of the sudden random strangers were taking up all this parking. The OP tried to get these cars moved through all the usual channels. They talked with police, who said there was nothing to be do…
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19 pictures of tigers and text and 1 video of tigers and ice | Thumbnail includes four pictures including 'Dog', 'Sky', 'Font - shravu_af Always the orange cats', and 'Font - dy_uti Ice age in reality 1w 1,045 likes Reply'

Adorable Viral Video Of Tigers "Ice Skating" In Winter Wonderland Proves To Us That Cats Are Cats, No Matter How Big They Are (Pictures & Video)

*Dies while petting giant cats*
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A compilation of funny hockey and NHL memes

Hockey Memes For NHL Fanatics

Hockey is by far one of the most fun sports to watch live. When I go to a football game, they don't have to enclose the crowd behind tall transparent walls fans can bang to express their spirit. I know when I'm going to a baseball game, I'm not going to see a physical brawl between the second baseman and the shortstop. When I go to the U.S. Figure Skating National Championships, I don't expect the doubles team to get in a fight so brutal, one of them needs to be sequestered into a clear box for…
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neighbors park in lot illegally, get covered in ice and then towed

Neighbors Keep Parking Illegally, Building Owner Gets Large Scale Ice Revenge

Cold.
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Drone Pilot Captures the Moment Ice Collapses and Dumps Crowd in Frozen River

Why did they think this was a good idea?
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I Tried The Nordic Ice Bath Routine, And I'm Still Freezing My Butt Off| thumbnail text - woman, nordic ice bath, cold

I Tried The Nordic Ice Bath Routine, And I'm Still Freezing My Butt Off

A dangerous game
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Video of a Russian ice drift smashing a metal barricade

Freaky Ice Drift Smooshes Up Russian River Bank

The river is clumpy and it is angry.
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Leave Them There

Funny meme about leaving strange creatures in ice, they were just discovered by scientists, the office, don't, michael scott, steve carell
Via u/lms_sml
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Dog That Fell Through Thin Ice Gets Rescued

Came to rescue him in the nick of time.
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Ice dropped down ice core hole sounds like guns or lasers.

Ice Dropped Down 450 Foot Ice Hole Sounds Like Lasers

Pew pew pew!
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