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Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

This Tumblr user found an interesting gem, the forgotten writing project of their eleven year old self trying to give a crack at rewriting the Bible. For some more religion themed Tumblr posts, here are some Tumblr holy water loopholes as well as one Tumblr user's annual tradition of the moving of the Jesus.

Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."
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Alien And Little Human Heartwarming Sci-Fi Comic

Introducing a creative and fascinating comic, 'The Last Human,' by the talented Zack.

The premise for this interesting, yet oddly wholesome, comic is explained on WebToons, "She's the galaxy's worst nightmare: a Human. Fortunately, she's the last one. Now her adoptive (alien) mother is realizing that raising a young Human is no easy task."

And if comics aren't your thing, you can read the first chapter of 'The Last Human' online, and the full novel is available on Amazon.

wholesome alien kid comics aww sci fi adorable human art artist | THOK THOK THOK OPEN OPEN CALM YOURSELF, DAUGHTER. OH. MY. GODDESS. DON'T LOOK! funny cartoon drawing
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Kid Raises Over $100,000 With Little Koala Figurines To Help Australia

This little boy is a hero. 

When Owen, a six-year-old boy living in Massachusetts, heard about the devastating fires of Australia, earlier this year, he not only wanted to help the animals -- he actually did something about it. 

It all started with a drawing he did of a kangaroo, dingo, and koala in the rain. This drawing was Owen's wish for a storm to come and stop the fire, thus saving the animals. When his mom asked him if he wanted to help in some way, Owen didn't hesitate and came up with an idea of creating clay koalas in order to save the real ones! 

Owen and his mom began to make little koalas to give out for every donation they received. The response was tremendous and the family started a GoFundMe page. So far, Owen and his family have raised over $100,000 and donated it all to the wildlife rescue organization called Wildlife Rescue South Coast

Read more about Owen's Little Koala's.

clay koalas australia fires animals aww hero kid boy donated | THANK for helping Australian ANIMALS LOVE OWEN young boy holding up a potted plant decorated with small koala figurines and a handwritten note
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Gotta love that mention of "The Next Bill Gates?" It's been over a decade and sadly we haven't heard of Episoft. It's fine and dandy to build your own computer using old parts, and you can't knock them for ambition, but the way he talks about phoenixes rising from ashes is just awesome. You can expect a lot from a slow news day in Maine.

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School Demands Kid With Cancer Take Final, Teacher Does Him a Solid

School and colleges can have some pretty draconian rules when it comes to mandatory attendance for testing. This can lead to some tense situations, and pretty interesting stories like this guy who had to show up looking scary sick to a test. In this case it was the teacher themselves who battled with the system.

School administration demands a kid with cancer take a Spanish test, so the teacher makes it super easy and everyone passes.
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Most videos of these kinds of rides feature people screaming until they throw up and pass out, but this one takes a different turn. After all that he's still got the audacity to say he took it like a champ. One ride on that slingshot thing is like 75 bucks so hopefully it was worth it.

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17 People Share the Wildest Thing The "I Need Attention" Kid Did

Every school had a few of those kids that would do absolutely anything to get people's attention. Sometimes it was making up insane lies, other times it was pulling their lunchmeat out at a birthday party or drinking during a test. Either way it often led to some kind of school scandal. What ever happened to those kids, anyway?

person demanding attention by acting hyper masculine
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Kid Demands Free Merch, Freaks Out When Company Sends Him Demolished Skateboard

Companies are always getting random requests for free stuff on Instagram. You'd expect when someone asks for free stuff, they'd be sort of polite about it, but this kid had the nerve to make demands, and eventually threats. So the company decided to have a little bit of fun with it. Sometimes companies get stupid inquiries and get sassy with it, like thisguy who got in a row with a treasurer who didn't understand a payment plan.

story about family demanding free stuff and getting denied
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When this young kid interrupted a graduation ceremony in his classroom, he really leaned in with his shoulder. Sometimes it feels really good not having to be a teacher.

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That's life, kid. It just comes atcha. It comes atcha fast. Your options are to deal with it or...well, do whatever this is.

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In case you they don't call it that where you're from, cornhole is the name of a beanbag tossing game. Anyway, this kid sinks 6 bags in a row in an amazing feat that would be impossible for most adults.

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Woman Makes up Fake Son to Get Back at Annoying Coworker

Oh hell yeah, nothing like the long con. This is some Jim Halpert level office pranking, right here.

person pretends to have a son because of annoying coworker
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Farting Deaf Student Shocked by Bombshell Revelation

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

deaf kid finds out farts make noise
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