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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 5, 2025)

JR Atkinson

New dad assumes stay-at-home sister will watch his newborn while he works, she confronts him after he announces it at Thanksgiving: ‘They never even asked me!’

Bar Mor Hazut

Why Kid IPs Like 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' Basically Run the World Now

Karin Aldea

Dad forces his 5 sons to play sports, gets angry when his 8-year-old prefers studying gemstones over playing baseball: 'He told me he doesn't want to play sports and started crying.'

Emmy Pratt

Grandma hides kids' Christmas toys from Santa so they'll like her presents more, leading parents to forbid her from giving gifts altogether: ‘She wants the attention’

Bar Mor Hazut

LEGO Announced Three New Star Wars Builds and Wallets Everywhere Are Nervous

John Summers

Dad leaves his fortune to his daughter 5 years before he passes, leaving nothing to his son, who barely saw him for 12 years: 'My brother still thinks he is going to inherit a fortune and is already planning how to spend it.'

Emmy Pratt

10 and 12-year-old siblings get even with dad who won't let them cook unsupervised: '[We] went to the kitchen to watch what he was going to do'

Remy Millisky

39-year-old insults girlfriend's preschool aged daughter during weekend trip, gets offended when they leave the trip early: 'You have an ugly face'

Ally Perry

Entitled mom refuses to let her son go to friend's birthday party after being told she can't bring the entire family to the event: ‘Either we all go or none of us go’

Bar Mor Hazut

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 6, 2025)

Elna McHilderson

15+ Mall Santas who couldn't stop laughing at kids' bizarre holiday requests: 'I don’t want toys. I want a receipt so I can return my brother'

Remy Millisky

'I see you on the camera': Brother breaks into his sibling's cabin with his 6, 8, and 10-year-old kids despite being told they couldn't use it, so the 28-year-old property owner remotely shuts off all the utilities

Jesse Kessenheimer

Child on airplane demands to use stranger's $1300 gaming device, his mother insists he play with it: 'The kid starts screaming and wakes up everyone'

JR Atkinson

17-year-old adopted son discovers parents set up college fund for 14-year-old sister, but not for him, he confronts them after they refuse to talk to guidance counselor: ‘That's none of your business’

Bar Mor Hazut

Son writes a poem about his late mom for school, then discovers his teacher sent it to his stepmom thinking it's about her, stepmom demands he apologize: ‘She got her hopes up’

Bar Mor Hazut