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Funniest relationship tweets | carol @ballerguy Closure is so important Just submitted my ex's personal info Scientology recruitment website and honestly feel so much better 5:34 am 2 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 176 Retweets 4.4K Likes

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Bridezilla leaves a dishonest review, and the owner proceeds to call out her lies | 1 review month ago Had wedding here last weekend. 1st one ever there beautiful day but none things owner said would be done, were done. No awnings

Bridezilla Leaves Dishonest Review, Owner Responds

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Funniest relationship tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland If they would spend this time putting bar Target my wife and her friends will fix economy about 48 hours once this is over. 4:40 pm 10 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 259 Retweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Husband and wife make the most out of lockdown by slaying lipsync performances | Marc 0000 s! @marcusbrig We're okay. We're fine. This is going okay. @rachelparris and I passing the time... ITI

Husband And Wife Survive Lockdown By Slaying Lipsyncs

Funny tweet about marriage Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow for those wedding cancelled during this lockdown god is giving u second chance to think about it

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Guy's wife won't shower, so he says that he'll live out of shed until she does | AITA forcing" my wife take shower? She hasn't bathed, changed clothes, or done any household things since Animal crossing/doom released pre-ordered both and few more things her as semi early anniversary gift and she absolutely loves them Too much didn't say word first few days understand excitement but once got close week made bath her and she said she'd get later. Later as 2 hours water cold so she no longer

Guy's Wife Won't Shower, He Says He'll Live In Shed

Husband takes advantage of partner's newly instituted points system | TIFU by instituting point system my spouse try get housework done Mandatory FU happened yesterday but suffering consequences today. Some background, my husband is very active, go- nonstop kinda person so this whole staying home on weekends thing is really tough him. He's considered essential and is working long hours M-F and is thankful but gets pretty depressed being inside all day Sat and Sun.

Husband's Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It

relationship tweets | rob @OkButStill every woman working home is doing so on macbook air on couch, cup tea. every man is at 3-monitor setup with loudest keyboard he could find at best buy. 6:16 pm 21 Mar 2020 Twitter Web App 38.7K Retweets 389.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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relationship tweets | smartass_moms @smartass_moms My husband and had an argument yesterday went bed angry woke up bacon egg cheese thought wow he's really making an effort ate Turns out wasn't 4:01 pm 7 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 67 Retweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

guy ranting about wife dreaming that he cheated on her

Man's Wife Dreams He Cheats On Her, Demands Apology

Woman becomes upset that her engagement ring was only $80 | AITA apparently not respecting my Pandora engagement ring? Not hole want start this off by saying not gold digger got engaged 2 weeks ago and more than happy say yes even if there no ring at all. But there one and looked beautiful at first

Woman Upset That Her Engagement Ring Was $80

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Funniest relationship tweets | Dad DAD @thedad Marriage is finding balance between not losing who are as an individual and understanding she's right, Star Wars posters bedroom isn't good look.

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

People on Twitter describe what marriage is like to them in one word | tweet by tribetraveler @tribetraveler #MarriagelnOneWord Marriage isn't word s more like sentence

Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In One Word

video by flat earther husband interrupter by globe earther wife

Flat Earther Explanation Video Interrupted By Wife

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Married people on AskReddit share times that they thought they misread their partners' phones | davidjricardo My wife found contact my phone Ashley Maddison" literally week after hacking scandal. She's wife new assistant pastor at our church my wife hadn't met yet texting her because going meet moving truck at their house them they moved .

Times Married People Misread Their Partners' Phones For Cheating

Woman's fiancé gets her a Peloton bike after she asks for him to not get her one | AITA pissed got Peloton my birthday Throwaway account So realize already sound like brat. This is most expensive present have ever received my life and enjoy spin classes, but back story is is important here.

Woman's Fiancé Gets Her Peloton Bike For Birthday, Fight Ensues