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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 2, 2021)

funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - When you can't afford something so you have to put it back MURSULAN @3sunzzz When the nurse told mel could take my 1st newborn son home I thought, "I wonder if she knows that I can't even keep an air plant alive."

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 27, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 25, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

funny tweets from parents about their kids making life-changing realizations | thumbnail text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 18, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues 4: "Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!" Leg hair, he's talking about my leg hair. 4:31 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 636 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 11, 2021)

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funny tweets from parents about the nightmare of playdough | thumbnail text - lilswizzy @MotherPlaylist There is nothing like being a parent and finding a piece of dried PlayDoh in the breakfast you've been trying to eat for the past 25 minutes 4:57 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Play-Doh

funny parenting tweets about their kids using tiktok | thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec Of course my kids don't pay attention to me. I'm not a 30 second TikTok video that makes absolutely no sense. 5:12 PM · Dec 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 91 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 525 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents Who Are Struggling To Understand TikTok

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom's out order @Mamaoutoforder been trying teach 3 do case an emergency. Yesterday tested her would do if found on floor and couldn't wake up could see her little brain working. She finally said would go into kitchen and eat anything want 3:55 PM Mar 28, 2021 Twitter iPhone 148 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1,077 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 4, 2021)

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funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe What's the most embarrassing thing said by a child in a public restroom I'll start: "why is your bottom so hairy" 7:19 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 220 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 28, 2021)

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