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Once upon a time, before Uber, before cell phones, and before the Internet, people used to walk places. At least that's what we hear. As a city-dweller who doesn't own (and can't drive) a car, and someone who is perpetually late , I've taken my fair share of stressed-out Ubers. But I draw the line at any trip that I could walk, train, or bus in less than 20 minutes. The thing is, there are plenty of people in this city with lots more money than me, and they seem to have forgotten how to walk or…

It's a race to the bottom in this latest story of petty revenge… We're all the heroes of our own story, and the mind has an impressive way of spinning a narrative so that it isn't at fault—especially when that narrative is going to be posted online for fake internet points. But, hey, it's my job to farm other people's fake-internet-point stories and give my own snazzy take on it for my own fake internet points—so I shouldn't be one to judge.

How is this controversial?

Going underground

The failure here is the train system!

There should be a rule that creepy people don't get to take public transit.

Oh, how the tables turn

It's a gentle stroll

Weird and unusual is our middle name

A simple rule of ticketed transportation is to sit where you actually have a reserved ticket to sit at. People don't always follow that rule, and that's not even a big deal as long as they recognize they're in the wrong place when someone does actually arrive to sit in their designated seat and move. Unfortunately, sometimes people don't, like this Redditor u/Trainnightmare. This user posted to r/AmITheAsshole to ask whether they were in the wrong for sitting in reserved seats with her two chil…

Polite passenger that happens to be a doggo

Bus driver's face must've been priceless.

So much yikes.

That pigeon was enjoying the ride.

Talk about one wild ride!