Dont @ me.
These folks asked the internet to roast them and the internet delivered like they paid extra for shipping. It doesn't even matter if someone looks particularly good or not, r/roastme will find a way to dig through someone's flaws until they hit bedrock. For more savagery, check out these 40 brutal roasts,
No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out.
We thought LiveJournal designs were over but it's 2019 and people are still putting emo text on faded hipster imagery. Fortunately for us, some like-minded mischief makers decided to improve these cheesy pictures with some much-needed sarcasm.
It hurts to be called a four letter word. But when a child is able to insult you, or someone can say something demeaning by just being accurate, that burns. That burns like a thousand hot suns. For spicy comebacks that are a little more rude but also very witty, check these out.
An oldie of a Tumblr post but still very much relevant and important. When a mom from Utah, posted on her blog about a Japanese-themed party she threw for her daughter, Tumblr somehow got a hold of it and started dragging the mom for encouraging racism. Then commenters started stepping in, one of which who was actually Japanese, decided to set the record straight.
These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.
There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.
It's important for people to strive for creativity in their professional lives and their outside interests. We also firmly believe that it's important to strive for creativity when putting people in their damn place. If you're trying to really get someone good, profanity ain't gonna cut it. You really gotta reach into your vocabulary, get colorful, and use some serious f*cked up imagery. If you're not sure what we mean, just take a gander at these hilarious and savage pics of masters in action.
Have you ever wondered who the heck is behind Wendy's fire Twitter account famous for its savage roasts and toasts? We were curious about it too...her name is Amy Brown and she's been with the company since 2012. She's even remarked that her own social media skills are terrible, but we think that's probably BS. We can only hope that Brown is being compensated handsomely for her outstanding work in the roasting game!
We are fully aware of the fact that parenting can be one of the most stressful jobs out there, so it's good to have a sense of humor about it all. These parents are definitely doing it right - because sometimes you have to call your kids out on their bullsh*t.