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Breakups are painful; we all know that. Whether you've been dating your partner for a long time, or you've only been on a few dates, it always stings when someone ends things with you. But when you get dumped over an insensitive text, that's next-level pain, and anyone who does that deserves a special place in hell. It wouldn't kill people to have a little sensitivity when they're ending a relationship, but these people seemed to miss that memo. Check out how savage these breakup texts are, and let us know if you've ever been dumped over text in the comments.

They say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but what they failed to take into account was a scorned woman with a Twitter account, prepared to unleash hell onto men into the Twittersphere. It's a lethal combination, and for some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that women are disappointed with men. This week's collection of 'women roasting men' tweets further proves that a hilarious woman with a social media following is one of the most lethal combinations of scorned women. Scroll through this list of gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

We feature a lot of spicy comebacks and roasts on Memebase. Why wouldn't we? Quick and scathing zingers deserve our respect. Today we're focusing on people who took that venomous talent and applied it to themselves. These self-owns are works of self-deprecating genius. We just hope these people aren't totally devoid of self-esteem.

Sometimes a woman needs to vent about any and all men who happen to be in her life. Whether it's privately to her friends or publically on social media, releasing pent-up frustration can be a cathartic experience, and we'd highly recommend it. What better place to do that venting than on Twitter, which has taken over from the school playground as the home of roasting battles. Welcome to the virtual playground, where women roast men with zero mercy, paying homage to the adage, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... on Twitter.

Someone famous once said, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," and they were so right. Especially the woman on Twitter, who know how to unleash their digital rage onto any man who has wronged them. Whether they're roasting one specific man or mankind overall, whether it's about relationships or general life, they are ruthless, and their roasting knows no bounds. Here is this week's collection of the funniest women roasting men tweets we found, and their wrath and humor are of top quality as per usual. And here are last week's women roasting men tweets, just in case you missed them.

Has a man recently screwed you over? Are you a victim of general masculine wrongdoing? If so, we have just the remedy for you. Our latest haul of women roasting men tweets will instantly make you feel better about your sh*tuation, by realizing that so many other women are sick and tired of men and their ways. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. And when you're done with these, check out last week's collection of women roasting men tweets in case you missed it. 

There's something about the anonymity of the internet that allows people to feel completely comfortable lying to other people. Sometimes they lie as a scare tactic, for example, providing bullshit anecdotes to scare people away from vaccines. Some people lie to mine Reddit karma. And then there are the weirdos who simply want attention. Unfortunately for these bullshitters, there are tons of internet users who are just waiting to call them out for their deceptive stories. And we love to see it. 

There's very little in this world that's as satisfying as witnessing (or reading) idiots get taken down by someone with a clever comeback or schooling session. These instances ofschadenfreude are as delightful as they are savage.

Motherhood is anything but a walk in the park. While the responsibility of raising a human being (or three) seems to have its emotional rewards, we can't help but imagine that it's exhausting, and occasionally soul-crushing. These child-rearers, however, seem to cope with that parenting roller coaster via savage senses of humor. We're here for it. 

Do you know the feeling of laughing so hard that you feel like you're going to die? That's exactly what these memes from r/comedyhomicide will do to you. They won't make you die of laughter, but you'll come close. Here are last week's for some more enjoyment.

Keep these on hand for those you hate most in this crazy little world.