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Green-haired dude tells his friend not to use his shampoo, friend uses it and freaks out when her blonde hair turns green: 'She said that I should have specifically told her it had green dye in it.'

Emmy Pratt

'You might have spent the same $1 bill a few times and you'd never know it': 25+ of the funniest shower thoughts of the month for deep thinkers

JR Atkinson

Gym issues warning to member for showering without working out, says they'll face fines: 'Hopefully they don't watch for people skipping leg day'

JR Atkinson

Family shuts off hot water heater for 9 hours a day, gets offended when visiting son-in-law complains: '3 days, 3 freezing showers, 0 heads up'

Ally Perry

‘We showered Willie with all the love we and treated him like the little hero he was’: House cat becomes a hero after saving a toddler with a congenital spinal defect who could barely survive a small spill from falling into the basement

Laurent Shinar

Gym-goer takes 25-minute "everything shower" at their $130/month gym, ignores repeated knocks on the door: 'Gym showers are for getting the basics done, not spending almost 30 minutes deep conditioning your hair'

JR Atkinson

Dad refuses to call an ambulance for his 25-year-old son, whose spleen ruptured, because he was at work and ambulances are expensive: 'He looked at me and asked if I could drive myself.'

Emmy Pratt

'Dropping a book you're not enjoying is elite adulthood': What's something you didn't realize was optional in life?

JR Atkinson

Adult son living at home takes a 20-minute shower every day at 7:30 AM in a 5-person house with 1 bathroom, father forces him to change his routine: 'I don't think twenty minutes is too long'

JR Atkinson

25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (November 4, 2025)

JR Atkinson

‘Guys, I have never seen a more loyal dog. He follows me everywhere (even into the bathroom! Even into the SHOWER!)’: Supposedly sick shelter dog saved from being unnecessarily put to sleep after his furever mama found his ‘lumps’ were just matted fur

Laurent Shinar

Mom scolds other mom for sharing water bill with teenage kids to stop them taking long showers: 'I don't see showing them as a bad thing'

Ally Perry

Gross dude only showers once every 3-4 days, can't understand why his roommate says he stinks: 'This was news to me because literally nobody has ever said anything before'

Emmy Pratt

21 Hissterical Memes of Shower Hating Cats Who Think Water is Evil

Sarah Brown

25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (September 19, 2025)

JR Atkinson

25-year-old woman won't stop stealing her roommate's prescription shampoo: 'She got defensive and said I was being dramatic and acting like a “weirdo hoarder.”'

Christiana Maimone