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smart shower thoughts | Monopoly would be more realistic ifthe person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked

18 Insightful Shower Thoughts to Give Your Day New Meaning

Tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'"

Yeah, It's Just Not Right

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Tweet that reads, "Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don't even know it"

Few Have Considered This

Shower Thoughts tweet that reads, "The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start"

Mind Blown

Caption that reads, "Why do pizzas come in a square box, made as circles and eaten as triangles?" above a pic of Will Smith from the Fresh Prince looking shocked

The Mental Gymnastics Is Astounding

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Shower thoughts Tumblr post where someone points out that your belly button is just your 'old mouth'

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funny shower thoughts | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/John__MacTavish 11 hours ago 65.7k Tom and Jerry is one most distinct case child v.s. adult perspective which as child think Jerry is witty and correct but as an adult see Tom is being bullied by Jerry whilst attempting live his life as normal house cat. Give Gold Hide Report 1.5k Comments Share Save 87% Upvoted

23 New Shower Thoughts That Are Real Mind Blower

Tweet that reads, "Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple juice?"

Good Question!

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Pie chart caption that reads, "Time spent in the shower" with 10% being for getting clean and the other 90% being for the hot water

Very True

wise shower thoughts | We think aliens would abduct us and conduct experiments on us because that/s exactly what we would do if we discovered alien life

14 Shower Thoughts That'll Take Your Mind On An Enlightening Rollercoaster

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These Random Shower Thoughts Will Make You Late For Work

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12 Shower Thoughts That Will Open Your Third Eye

Showerthoughts that nail it | Shower Thoughts Follow @TheWeirdWorld people talk about traveling past, they worry about radically changing present by doing something small, but barely anyone present really thinks they can radically change future by doing something small

13 Shower Thoughts That'll Make You Ponder Life's Deep Questions

Picture of a creepy-looking cat with the caption, "What's the most random thing you thinking of right now? Where TF do hamsters live outside of pet stores?"

Does Anyone Know The Answer To This

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41 New Shower Thoughts That Will Have Seeing Things in a Different Perspective

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Stepdad constantly brings 6-year-old stepdaughter to his 29-year-old friend's house, even after he told him she's not welcome: 'We don’t want kids in our home.'

Stepdad constantly brings 6-year-old stepdaughter to his 29-year-old friend's house, even after he told him she's not welcome: 'We don’t want kids in our home.'

Employee gets passed for promotion despite fixing owner's mistakes for weeks, they decide to quit after getting the news: ‘I respect myself more than that’

Employee gets passed for promotion despite fixing owner's mistakes for weeks, they decide to quit after getting the news: ‘I respect myself more than that’

Employee turns office clock back 10 minutes to make it look like she arrived at work 10 minutes early

Employee turns office clock back 10 minutes to make it look like she arrived at work 10 minutes early

Job applicant hangs up during third interview after interviewer refuses to disclose salary to him for the third time: 'I need to make sure we're on the same page'

Job applicant hangs up during third interview after interviewer refuses to disclose salary to him for the third time: 'I need to make sure we're on the same page'

Lazy employee delegates all her tasks to coworker, manager announces he will stop assigning her work: 'I've become her unpaid assistant'

Lazy employee delegates all her tasks to coworker, manager announces he will stop assigning her work: 'I've become her unpaid assistant'

Woman ends 3-year relationship after her partner adopts a kitten with no preparations and then decides to return it during a crisis: ‘I personally believe that adopting an animal is a serious commitment.’

Woman ends 3-year relationship after her partner adopts a kitten with no preparations and then decides to return it during a crisis: ‘I personally believe that adopting an animal is a serious commitment.’

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