soccer

Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

Child-free aunt refuses to keep helping her entitled sister with nephew’s soccer pickups after being treated like the default chauffeur every week: ‘No please, no asking if I’m free’

Cata Holmes

Mom asks brother to pick up 10-year-old son from soccer practice, assumes he'll do it twice a week without asking: 'No please, just instructions'

Ally Perry

Stepdad refuses to take 9-year-old stepson to soccer games with his 7-year-old son: 'We root for different teams'

Emmy Pratt

Sleepover host mom calls mother of 8-year-old crying guest at 2 AM asking to pick her up after she repeatedly asked to go home: 'Her mom came, but she seemed annoyed.'

Emmy Pratt

Soccer coach kicks 13-year-old player off the team after his mother screamed at him for benching her son: 'I pulled Tyler from the roster the next day.'

Emmy Pratt

Man plays soccer with 9-year-old nephews multiple times a week, gets offended when wife suggests he's neglecting 6 and 8-year-old daughters

Ally Perry

'I am the coach's WIFE': Entitled soccer mom tries to hijack a dad's tent and cooler because they came unprepared, but he denies her and enjoys his 6-year-old's game in peace

Jesse Kessenheimer

Stepmom demands 15-year-old quit one of his 4 extracurricular activities because they leave no time for her 2 kids: 'I told her that she is not paying for my classes, so it's none of her business.'

Emmy Pratt

25 Sports Images That Accidentally Recreated Famous Works of Art

Ely Bulnes

High school head cheerleader claims a specific student parking space, demands soccer captain move her car and brings her entitled mom as backup when she hears “no”: ‘The cheerleader sees herself as queen bee’

Etai Eshet

Parents debate whether rise in competitive youth sports has led to decline in children's physical fitness: 'I hear they're doing tryouts for 3rd graders now'

Emmy Pratt

Boss denies employee's vacation when they don't get it in writing, employee gets back at boss: 'I fail to understand how that is my problem'

Remy Millisky

Parents discuss why rich parents spend thousands of dollars annually on their children's sports teams: 'If you're wealthy then $20K is a small price to pay'

Emmy Pratt

25 Sports Snapshots That Bear an Uncanny Resemblance to Famous Masterpieces

Ely Bulnes

'Take that, Dave': 15-year-old assistant soccer referee cheated out of money over a bogus new rule, maliciously complies and gets boss fired

Ben Weiss

‘A Sunday league win for karma': Entitled amateur league soccer team files bogus complaints to ‘teach’ opposing team a lesson, they end up getting themselves banned instead

Elna McHilderson