Now that's at least a Banananana.

Ah!

What a piece of work.

Why??

Not all job opportunities are created equal.

Absurd and wholesome

It doesn't make sense in there.

Trippy

The eyes have it.

It's all fun and games 'til your kid has an actual sword.

Everything has a story

Not the cactuuuus!!!

It's a seemingly relatable scenario: “Oh, my girlfriend/boyfriend never wants to order their own food and always takes bites of my own.” But this time it's different. This girlfriend seems to have a perverse and unyielding interest in the first bite of everything. Honestly this sounds like something only lions or wolves do, but she is absolutely obsessed with the first bite. It's to the point where if there's already a bite in there, she loses interest. And not only that, if he brings it up, sh…

“I would love to pay a delivery fee for a dry-a** 'Nathan’s Hot Dog'”.

What's better than driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic? Why, driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic that's made to look like a big giant fish, of course. And if you refer to it exclusively as a “Honda Ceviche” then you are well on your way to complete self-fulfillment. There is nothing that people won't try to put on four wheels and laboriously evade the cops with. Here are some more weird and peculiar vehicles.

Getting up to scrape ice off your car in the snow just to get yelled at for being late to work is an inconvenience, but this? A 4-foot pompadour of snow all over your car? Just throw the whole thing away.