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A Tumblr thread on the importance of getting enough sleep. | Keep Intern wei na paddysnuffles Reminder Humans are not meant sleep extended periods uninterrupted sleep. By this don't mean "humans shouldn't have 8+ hours sleep night mean are supposed sleep four five hours (ish then get up and do something relaxing like reading half hour an hour, then get another bout four five hours. This is our bodies were designed .

Tumblr Thread: Implications Of A Sleep Starved Society

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it's divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus. lesbitomboyish Follow Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered. Source: writing-prompt-s'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Unexpected Stories

A funny Tumblr post about how ridiculously superstitious scientists and engineers can end up being.

Tumblr Thread: Humans And Their Ridiculous Superstitions

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Informative Tumblr Post On Proper Texting Etiquette With Blind People

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tumblr thread about why pit bulls are considered dangerous | thumbnail includes a picture of a pit bull and a pit bull puppy and one tumblr post 'Font - vet-and-wild Follow A lot of the pit bull fear is relatively new. I believe there was a TIME or Sports Illustrated article in the 80s/90s that specifically targeted pit bulls as dangerous dogs. GSDS, rotties, dobies, and even bloodhounds have all had their time as the trendy, "dangerous" breed. The dumb thing'

Tumblr Thread: Where The Fear Of Pit Bulls Really Comes From

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Tumblr Gems And Sweet Tweets To Battle Boredom

tumblr thread about a man picking up swans and bringing them to safety | thumbnail includes a picture of two boats full of swans and one tumblr post 'Font - This guy's job title is "Schwanenvater", aka "swan father", and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I'm serious:'

Tumblr Thread: Swan Daddy Bringing All The Swans To Safety

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A funny Tumblr post about the behavioral science behind ants' process for treating their dead.

Tumblr Thread: Ants And Their Fascinating Little Funeral Ritual

tumblr thread about the two species of the Catopuma | thumbnail includes a picture of a catopuma and one tumblr post 'Organism - silverhawk Follow catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either a very gentle looking asian golden cat'

Tumblr Thread: The Two Very Different Species Of Catopumas

A funny Tumblr thread about a summer camp book that ends up inspiring funny translation fails.

Tumblr Thread: A Summer Camp Book Inspires Translation Fails

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a goat in Jurassic World and one tumblr post 'Property - happy-cacti so these producers from jurassic park needed a goat for there new movie coming out in 2015 and they happened to drive past my house and see my goats in the pen outside and now my goat named earl is going to be in a movie and is more famous than ill ever be in my entire life. happy-cacti 63NG'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Weird Accomplishments

A Tumblr thread on Megalodon's could've inspired Syfy channel's next big hit.

Tumblr Thread: Megalodon Horror Movie Should Be A Thing

tumblr thread about rescuing a kitten that was being attacked by raccoons | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - majoras-skull-kid Follow Not me sitting in a lawn chair with a flashlight and a hockey stick chasing away raccoons from the baby kitten underneath our deck who refuses to come out! Been trying to trap this kitten for 2 days. We were in bed and then I heard a SCREAM so now l'm on the kitten night watch. Chasing away raccoons. I've seen the same one six times now in the last 2.5'

Tumblr Thread: Rescuing A Scared And Sick Feral Kitten From Raccoons

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Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid| thumbnail text - kyleehenke Follow how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target cryptideridan Follow to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid

An entertaining Tumblr thread decides to ask all the important vampire questions.

Tumblr Users Clarify Proper Vampire Entrance Etiquette