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A funny Tumblr thread about people outfitting their sea urchins in mini hats.

Tumblr Thread: Sea Urchins Wearing Mini Hats Is Everything

collection of wholesome tumblr animal posts thumbnail includes a picture of a man holding up a baby giraffe and weighing it 'Giraffe - hijerking guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe hijerking isn't life great Source: hijerking 621,283 notes ...'

Nothing But Positivity Animal Tumblr Posts

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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

A Tumblr thread where cultures collide over the ways of measuring time and space | E penroseparticle My favorite thing is Europe is spooky because 's old and America is spooky because 's big meduseld difference between America and England is Americans think 100 years is long time, while English think 100 miles is long way Earle Hitchner burntcopper fave mine always american tales where people freaked out because 'someone died this house' and all europeans would go .Yes would be

Tumblr Thread: Cultures Collide Over Ways To Measure Time And Space

collection of short stories tweets and tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes two posts including a cat lying on a guy's chest 'Cat - My cat learned that the alarm sound means I wake up, and she snuggles on my chest right after. I've been setting my alarm 30 m' and a cat sniffing a can opener 'Cat - I'm Bombadil, and whenever I hear a can being opened I run from whatever room I'm in and beg for tuna. Even if it's not tuna, 'l only stop crying after smelling the can opener... just to be sure'

Wholesome And Silly Short Cat Stories And Threads

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A funny Tumblr post about a nasty snowplow dude losing to a steel enforced mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done

Tumblr Story: Snowplow Loses To Dad's Steel Enforced Mailbox

cats make you immune to hauntings - a tumblr thread - thumbnail "I've hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years I've been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours."

Cats Make You Immune To Hauntings (Tumblr Thread)

tumblr thread on talking to kids like they're people

Tumblr Thread: Talking To Kids Like They're People

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A Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams | just-shower-thoughts word "swims" is same upside down bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella smiws eazyintheheezy upside down, not backwards. silly.

Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams

An uplifting Tumblr story about a selfless farmer who ends up becoming a god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head know 's

Uplifting Tumblr Story About A Selfless Farmer

tumblr thread about a family cursed by a dachshund thumbnail includes a picture of a tiny dachshund 'Rectangle - unpretty Follow inARL i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond Rectangle - unpretty Follow it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack'

Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

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A clueless Tumblr user thinks that honey is made from squashed up bees | fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow vegans make peace with honey no shut up do fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow Vegans be like can't take product bee's labor" and then eat child slave quinoa atomicwinterwonderland vegans will pretend not hear natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and cannot stress this enough freedom hive insects

Tumblr User Thinks Honey's Made From Bees

A funny Tumblr post about how Darth Vader is a bit of a drama queen.

Tumblr Post: Darth Vader's Such A Drama King

tumblr thread about a cat who loves cuddling.

Tumblr Thread: Cat That Adores Cuddles

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A funny Tumblr thread about common phrases being misunderstood.

Enlightening Tumblr Thread Unpacks Actual Meanings Of Phrases

A funny Tumblr thread about some very helpful frat boys.

Tumblr Story: Frat Boys Unite To Conquer Pressing Task