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An informative Tumblr thread breaks down the proper care for monsters in the world. | headspace-hotel Follow Common misconceptions surrounding care monsters Contrary popular belief is NOT normal Cerberus's heads fight with one another; this indicates anxiety or lack proper enrichment.

Educational Tumblr Post On Proper Monster Care

funny tumblr memes | languagebender why divide people by unrational things COULD divide them by whether their word cotton candy is valid or not languagebender examples: american english: cotton candy good british english: fairy floss X not valid spanish, german: sugar cotton good french: daddy's beard X NOT VALID berenswick sorry French call | popokko best way draw frog. is give as few frog qualities as possible. just enough barely registers as frog popokko like this

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funny tumblr thread of a human on a Vulcan ship | idontwant-these Star Trek idea comedy sitcom where instead Vulcan on mostly human ship is human on mostly Vulcan ship | All Vulcans are fiercely protective fragile, illogical, prone--danger, smart, reckless little human make human feel more accepted (as is only logical Vulcans try include aspects terran culture ship's day--day life, failing spectacularly at human loves them even more | IS BIRTHDAY. They'll get better at celebrating human

Tumblr Thread: The Human on A Vulcan Ship

informative tumblr thread about rabbits thumbnail includes two pictures of a rabbit one with the rabbit standing up and the other with the rabbit flopped over onto its side 'Ok, this post is to inform people about pet rabbits. Now some bunny moms and dads may know this information but when I first got my rabbit I didn't know all these things and I needed to.'

Tumblr Thread: Rabbit Owner Gives Informative Advice To Anyone Wanting To Get A Rabbit

An entertaining Tumblr thread about how tough Linguini's life was in "Ratatouille." | sunshine-zenith Follow Okay but like. Ratatouille Linguini's perspective tho some broke, awkward guy his twenties who can't keep job down point Know letter recently dead mom wrote her also dead famous friend's coworker contains Something about giving employment. So march yourself down this fancy restaurant, submit yourself verbal whiplash, fork over might've been last thing mother ever wrote, and become lowly

Tumblr Thread: Linguini Was The Unbreakable Champion Of "Ratatouille"

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - surprisedentistry "i can leave the door open while i'm cleaning my bathroom," i reasoned to myself. "surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn't dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox" surprisedentistry i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And More Hilarity

funny memes about law, crime, legal system, criminal law, tumblr, tumblr posts, tweets, funny tweets, courtroom, judge | sextronautt can lawyers argue without crying lightspeedsound am lawyer and let tell gets like super close dude Source: sextronautt 1,277,233 notes

Funny Memes That Live At The Intersection Of Law And Crime

Funny moments and memes from tumblr | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF TIL Albert Einstein real person had always thought he only theoretical physicist. buttergin Follow Jeff please begging change url

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A funny Tumblr post about the impact of living with the Addams Family as a college student.

Humorous Tumblr Post Imagines College Students Living With Addams Family

tumblr thread about sheep having long tails and pigs being scary | thumbnail includes two pictures of sheep with long tails and one tumblr post 'Dog breed - ratcoded Follow who else is in the "didn't realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20" club dimetrodone Follow'

Tumblr Thread: Sheep Have Long Tails And Pigs Are Hella Scary

A Tumblr post about Boromir from Lord of the Rings. | extasiswings asked #if ask will write whole essay on Boromir #and why his death means more us as get older *whispers* babe want essay letmetellyouaboutmyfeels Follow Why must always enable Heve never stop. So. Wow. Where even start rant through my tears about much love Boromir every time watch Lord Rings, which do about once year with @captainofthefallen. Every time watch his death means more hits harder, and think 's because older get more

Tumblr Thread Goes Deep On Boromir's Death In LotR

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Funny Tumblr post about how people in historical clothing get mistaken for ghosts.

Tumblr Thread: People In Historical Clothing Get Mistaken For Ghosts

tumblr thread about a story about a tiny dragon and a gold coin | thumbnail includes part of a tumblr thread 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Follow Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times'

Tumblr Thread: Prompt About The World's Tiniest Dragon And Its Gold Coin

A humorous Tumblr post about the different kinds of language prevalent throughout Lord of the Rings. | Legolas pretty quickly gets habit venting about his travelling companions Elvish, so long as Gandalf Aragorn aren't earshot they'll never know right? Then about week into their journey like Legolas Elvish approximately 20th time* ugh hobbits, so annoying Frodo also Elvish, deadpan* yeah worst Legolas:

Tumblr Users Overanalyze Elvish Dialects In Lord Of The Rings

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bored human with a screwdriver tumblr story

Tumblr Story Imagines A Bored Human On An Alien Ship Armed With A Screwdriver

tumblr thread about large men being scared of and enamored by small animals thumbnail includes a screenshot of the thread 'Text - So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never '

Tumblr Thread: Large Scary Men Scared Of Teeny-Weeny Animals