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A funny Tumblr post about guy being able to see superheroes' threat level | writing-prompt-s regular office worker born with ability see dangerous person is with number scale 1-10 above their heads toddler would be 1, while skilled soldier with firearm may score 7. Today notice reserved new guy at office measures 10. wakeupontheprongssideofthebed decide 's best find out can about this person. Cautiously approach his desk. He's handsome man, tall, but with disarming smile could such friendly guy

Tumblr Thread: Mystified Man's Able To Identify Superheroes

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - dreamlogic RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, "my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??" and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable'

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tumblr thread about horses having not enough toes | thumbnail includes one tumblr ask 'Rectangle - anonymous asked I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?' 'ask-a-vetblr Follow gettingvetted here. Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.'

Tumblr Thread: Horses Don't Have Enough Toes

Relatable Tumblr Posts About Going Both Ways, If You Know What We Mean| thumbnail text - leen @softedhearts how to be bi in 6 easy steps: 1) be an anxious panicky mess 2) cuffed jeans or sweatpants that have ankle bands 3) bite your nails yet still want to grow them out 4) be soft but you can be a bitch too ùwú 5) finger guns and/or awkward thumbs up 6) probably a writer or an artist

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Tumblr User's Mom Discovers Cosplayer Words Of Power To Summon Aid

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Tumblr Thread: Horses Are A Genetic Mess

Tumblr user explains how Tolkein used his extensive knowledge of linguistics to make details in Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit | mirkwoodest One ballsiest things Tolkien ever did write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write appendices their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal, mirkwoodest

Tumblr User Expounds Tolkien's Wonderful Nerdery

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tumblr posts of dogs being too excited to play evil roles in movies | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - lentilswitheverything Follow In the Lion the Witch and the Wardobe movie (the one with Tilda Swinton, not the BBC one) the wolves all have CGI tails. Because they're actually Malamute or Huskie crosses and wouldn't stop wagging their goddamn tails all the time because they were so excited to be playing with all these nice people on this nice set with their nice handlers just out of s'

Tumblr Thread: Actor Doggos' Wagging Tails Ruining Their 'Evil Dog' Movie Shots

An enlightening Tumblr post about dyslexia friendly fonts.

An Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Dyslexia Friendly Fonts

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A Tumblr thread on the importance of getting enough sleep. | Keep Intern wei na paddysnuffles Reminder Humans are not meant sleep extended periods uninterrupted sleep. By this don't mean "humans shouldn't have 8+ hours sleep night mean are supposed sleep four five hours (ish then get up and do something relaxing like reading half hour an hour, then get another bout four five hours. This is our bodies were designed .

Tumblr Thread: Implications Of A Sleep Starved Society

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it's divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus. lesbitomboyish Follow Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered. Source: writing-prompt-s'

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