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Clueless man's in doghouse, and then gets vegan girlfriend a meat and cheese basket. | libraford Follow Guy comes into flower shop and loudly proclaims need get him out doghouse dont ask why. Doesn't know her favorite flower, doesn't know her favorite color. This is, sadly, typical most dudes come help him pick out an arrangement Yall sell chocolates?

Tumblr Story: Man's In Doghouse, Gets Vegan Girlfriend Meat And Cheese Basket

A Tumblr tale about the massive and misunderstood dude-bro. | emberkyrlee S talysalankil Follow good-ho-mens So there's this huge dudebro my class, who, yesterday, sat next And l'm sitting there sweating because like wearing my shirt with lesbian flag on and he's most popular jock school, and always has this look on his face say can and will kill He looks up and down, stares at minute and then goes So. Girls skirts and long socks, am right which nodded solemnly, both out agreement, surprise and

Tumblr Tale Of The Massive Misunderstood Dude-Bro

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tumblr thread about the meaning of the language cats use with humans thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'https://gothicprep.tumblr.com/post/117295921950/i-wonder-if-my-pets-have-like-a-proper-language'

Tumblr Thread: Explaining The Language Cats Use With Humans

A captivating Tumblr thread that summarizes the infamous, totally ridiculous "Josh Fight."

Tumblr Thread: Riveting Summary Of The Infamous "Josh Fight"

funny new and extremely specific sentences

Exciting New Sentences That Went Long Unuttered

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A funny Tumblr thread breaks down reasonable bed positions.

Tumblr Thread: Reasonable Bed Positions Explained

funny stories of loopholes | wivernryder auxiliary water pump on my car broke plastic rotted and cracked so spewing coolant everywhere) and mechanic wanted pay $300 150 part went an auto store and bought part just under $150 and gonna have chanic install until called them back and they said they don't install customer parts. So figured if they won't install customer parts, they'll at least fix existing problems with vehicle. So, naturally poorly installed new part myself, then took mechanic

A Few Great, Stupid Loopholes That Worked

tumblr thread about a mourning dog befriending a duck and starting to smile again thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog and a duck 'George the dog has been depressed for 2 years since his best friend of 12 years, a Labrador named Blackie, died. The poor pooch wouldn't even move much but last Thursday a duck waddled into his life out of nowhere...'

Tumblr Thread: Mourning Dog Befriends Duck And Gets Happy Again

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collection of funny tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes a picture of a fat cat sitting on a toilet 'Photograph - what-is-this-fruitsnackery My cousin is trying to toilet train her 20 pound cat and she sent me this and I'm crying Source: what-is-this-fruitsnackery 177,727 notes ...'

Funny And Wholesome Tumblr Posts That Are All Cat

Funny Tumblr story about two artists, Anish Kapoor, Chicago, the bean, drama, petty

Tumblr Thread Recalls Hilariously Petty Art World Feud

Funny prank gifs, memes, and tweets | Stop government tracking car: Remove RFID chip factory by snipping off this tube. car wheels | lauralot89 Hey everyone, so know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot allow buy kind gifts where donate mosquito nets or something person's name? Well lot those organizations will let donate vaccines, as turns out. Like, right now on UNICEF's site, providing 100 polio vaccines kids need is 19 USD. And not saying should buy and then send card an anti- vax relative

Savage Prank Ideas & GIFS For Practical Jokers

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A Tumblr user ranks the various Marvel movies by if there are trains in them | tilt-shift-blur Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains them Iron Man- 0/10. No trains Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but verbal reference subway

Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them

Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle

Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife

Tolkien Tuesday, Lord of the rings memes, dank memes, tweets, tumblr posts, fantasy, JRR Tolkien, Peter Jackson

Tolkien Tuesday #36: 35 Dank & Dumb 'Lord Of The Rings' Memes

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A funny Tumblr thread about people outfitting their sea urchins in mini hats.

Tumblr Thread: Sea Urchins Wearing Mini Hats Is Everything

collection of wholesome tumblr animal posts thumbnail includes a picture of a man holding up a baby giraffe and weighing it 'Giraffe - hijerking guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe hijerking isn't life great Source: hijerking 621,283 notes ...'

Nothing But Positivity Animal Tumblr Posts