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tumblr thread about a family cursed by a dachshund thumbnail includes a picture of a tiny dachshund 'Rectangle - unpretty Follow inARL i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond Rectangle - unpretty Follow it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack'

Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

Mariel Ruvinsky

A clueless Tumblr user thinks that honey is made from squashed up bees | fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow vegans make peace with honey no shut up do fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow Vegans be like can't take product bee's labor" and then eat child slave quinoa atomicwinterwonderland vegans will pretend not hear natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and cannot stress this enough freedom hive insects

Tumblr User Thinks Honey's Made From Bees

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A funny Tumblr post about how Darth Vader is a bit of a drama queen.

Tumblr Post: Darth Vader's Such A Drama King

tumblr thread about a cat who loves cuddling.

Tumblr Thread: Cat That Adores Cuddles

Mariel Ruvinsky

An entitled coworker can't handle the stresses of a service job | fuck-customers lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Tumblr Thread: Entitled Coworker Can't Handle Service Job

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tumblr posts by badjokesbyjeff od jokes so bad they're good thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.. My fault for getting one that's pure bread. 3,273 notes'

Animal Jokes So Bad They're Actually Good

Mariel Ruvinsky

wholesome animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes one post 'Font - triflesandparsnips This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. "I got them when I grew up," I said, "and a few more when I had you." I grinned down at her. "They're my stripes. You'll get stripes too when you grow up." She was overjoyed. "Really?" I think she's in her room now, pretending to be a tiger. fandomsandfeminism A+ pare'

Tumblr Posts Of Pure Animal Wholesomeness

Mariel Ruvinsky

A funny Tumblr thread about common phrases being misunderstood.

Enlightening Tumblr Thread Unpacks Actual Meanings Of Phrases

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tumblr posts about a gecko thumbnail includes a picture of a gecko spooning a piece of paper towel 'Font - iwilleatyourenglish sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i'm ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it'

Tumblr Posts About The Awwdorably Dramatic Gecko

Mariel Ruvinsky

Tumblr story imagines an alien invasion being fought off by the earth's wildlife | skeletonmug Imagine being next crew go down earth and thinking s fine got this have weapons and equipment necessary deal with bears and shudders hippopotamuses be fine And at first are learned dodge learned where their territories are know defend yourself. But then one night are sleeping shelter

Tumblr Story: Alien Invasion Fought Off By Wildlife

A funny Tumblr thread about some very helpful frat boys.

Tumblr Story: Frat Boys Unite To Conquer Pressing Task

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tumblr thread about two cats' reactions to meeting a baby human thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat sniffing a baby and a cat terrified by a baby 'Font - Pretty soon, though, the baby started crying. Wailing. Roman was utterly terrified by this.'

Tumblr Thread: Cats' Adorable Reactions To Meeting Baby Human

Mariel Ruvinsky

tumblr thread criticizing different cultural cuisines

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Cuisines Compared

tumblr thread about a cat who always knows when her human is going to get ice cream thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - glumshoe Follow My cat has ice cream prescience. I don't know how she does it. I don't know how she reads my intent so clearly. When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn't care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently. But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream'

Tumblr Thread: Psychic Cat Always Knows When Human Gets Ice Cream

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Tumblr Thread: Amazing Quotes from Ridiculous Sources

tumblr thread about a dog who licks the mute button whenever she wants to be petted thumbnail includes a picture of a dog licking a laptop's keyboard 'Font - racingbarakarts Follow If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her'

Tumblr Thread: Dog Licks Mute Button Whenever She Wants Attention

Mariel Ruvinsky

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