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Animal Jokes So Bad They're Actually Good

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Tumblr Posts Of Pure Animal Wholesomeness

Mariel Ruvinsky

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A funny Tumblr thread about common phrases being misunderstood.

Enlightening Tumblr Thread Unpacks Actual Meanings Of Phrases

tumblr posts about a gecko thumbnail includes a picture of a gecko spooning a piece of paper towel 'Font - iwilleatyourenglish sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i'm ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it'

Tumblr Posts About The Awwdorably Dramatic Gecko

Mariel Ruvinsky

Tumblr story imagines an alien invasion being fought off by the earth's wildlife | skeletonmug Imagine being next crew go down earth and thinking s fine got this have weapons and equipment necessary deal with bears and shudders hippopotamuses be fine And at first are learned dodge learned where their territories are know defend yourself. But then one night are sleeping shelter

Tumblr Story: Alien Invasion Fought Off By Wildlife

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A funny Tumblr thread about some very helpful frat boys.

Tumblr Story: Frat Boys Unite To Conquer Pressing Task

tumblr thread about two cats' reactions to meeting a baby human thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat sniffing a baby and a cat terrified by a baby 'Font - Pretty soon, though, the baby started crying. Wailing. Roman was utterly terrified by this.'

Tumblr Thread: Cats' Adorable Reactions To Meeting Baby Human

Mariel Ruvinsky

tumblr thread criticizing different cultural cuisines

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Cuisines Compared

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tumblr thread about a cat who always knows when her human is going to get ice cream thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - glumshoe Follow My cat has ice cream prescience. I don't know how she does it. I don't know how she reads my intent so clearly. When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn't care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently. But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream'

Tumblr Thread: Psychic Cat Always Knows When Human Gets Ice Cream

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Tumblr Thread: Amazing Quotes from Ridiculous Sources

tumblr thread about a dog who licks the mute button whenever she wants to be petted thumbnail includes a picture of a dog licking a laptop's keyboard 'Font - racingbarakarts Follow If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her'

Tumblr Thread: Dog Licks Mute Button Whenever She Wants Attention

Mariel Ruvinsky

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A funny Tumblr thread has Tumblr users swapping stories on the art of faked niceties in the service industry.

Tumblr Users Discuss The Art Of Faked Niceties In Service Industry

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Wholesome Animal Posts On This Fine Sunday Morning

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Tumblr Gems To Rifle Through Like a Goblin

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A humorous Tumblr post imagines where books came from.

Humorous Tumblr Post Imagines Where Books Come From

tumblr thread about medieval beekeepers thumbnail includes two pictures of medieval beekeepers 'Human body - plaguedoctormemes Follow Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:'

Tumblr Thread: Cursed But Real Medieval Beekeeper Garb

Mariel Ruvinsky

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