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Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

Angels and demons bond with each other over sandwiches in creative Tumblr story | writing-prompt-s While putting favorite condiment on sandwich accidentally make magical occult symbol and summon demon teawitch silently take two more slices bread out package and make another sandwich put on plate with handful potato chips and hand demon. He takes sandwich, smiles and vanishes puff demonic smoke next day get job promotion were after. There no contract. No words spoken owe nothing. But every now an

Tumblr Thread: Angels And Demons Bond Over Sandwiches

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Quick and funny Tumblr thread about how an employee calls out company's lack of security by robbing them | flamefriendsshipped So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'l tell full story fandomiovingweirdo Storu

Tumblr Thread: Employee Robs Museum To Call Out Lack Of Security

A quick Tumblr thread provides tips for dealing with anxiety | thesigilwitch just about spiral into bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube mouth not really sure where he got idea, and kinda laughed at because didn't see would help, but he insistent. So did And now on my second cube, because worked. thesigilwitch He explained his reasoning he got home.

Quick Tumblr Thread On Tips For Handling Anxiety

Funny tumblr thread on diluting holy water | meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu 's not actually any amount holy water- according Church water has be more than half holy water by volume. So if take half gallon+ few drops holy water and half gallon secular water get one gallon holy water, plus few drops can then add gallon secular water and then have two gallons

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes

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A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

birb comics funny cockatiel birds birbs lol web instagram art artist adorable cute aww animals tumblr | illustration drawing of a two birds and a piece of broccoli EW HATE THIS. BACK OFF BUT 'S MINE potatopato

Hilarious Cockatiel Comics By PotatoPato

Funny memes about Studio Ghibli movies | parents talking to teen over table My daughter need talk s good diligent studies but have an unhealthy addiction lofi hip hop radio beats relax/study . | riverselkie want run away but like ghibli movie. like take block cheese loaf bread and some apples and wander through flower-specked mountains wrapped up shawl and happen wander into moving castle and fall love with cute wizard samalsoblogs deep woods, dragging dufflebag Kraft SinglesTM and hopelessly lo

Eighteen Studio Ghibli Memes Anyone Can Love And Appreciate

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Tumblr story about a selfless farmer god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and

Tumblr Story: Selfless Farmer With A Heart Of Gold

tumblr post sparrf this baby chick is almost too perfect shes got eyeliner and look at those cheeks.„ she is so round and beautiful

A star is born

A collection of times that flat earthers logic was absolutely ridiculous | Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had be an inside job, no chance japanese plane could have flown this far 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM South Carolina, USA | fonzworthcutlass athugsdream can't go other way? fonzworthcutlass No earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy also appreciate logic planes can't fly over land.

Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

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m86-deactivated20171116 take these with you. it will be important in your quest sad-failing-student2 I'll take them even if they aint important in the quest two cute penguins in sweaters standing on a person's palms

Will take them everywhere

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

Tumblr thread about chinese guy smiling in old timey photo | black and white vintage photograph AMERICAN MUSEUM& NATURAL HISTORY Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 comradeonion this is an extremely important picture 24-sa3t Ive never seen someone 1904 having fun omg

Tumblr Thread: Dude Actually Having Fun In an Old Picture

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Tumblr monster writing prompt short story | writing-prompt-s charge assigning every child on Earth monster under their bed. One child particular has caused every monster assigned him/her quit decide assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case 273402 Status: Disastrous stare at file and realize have no options, over last 2 years every monster assigned Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her four years,

Tumblr Monster Writing Prompt Invokes The Feels

Master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses | horses (and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related. Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human which walk on quarter bones our entire

Tumblr Thread: "Master" In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

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Mom stops carpooling her aunt's kids to school because they're chronically tardy and affecting her career: ‘I had to change my shift’

Mom stops carpooling her aunt's kids to school because they're chronically tardy and affecting her career: ‘I had to change my shift’

40-year-old woman wears a suit to director-level job interview, HR tells them they didn't like they wore a suit: 'I didn't get the job'

40-year-old woman wears a suit to director-level job interview, HR tells them they didn't like they wore a suit: 'I didn't get the job'

Stray cat abandoned in botanical gardens found by cat lover who built her a house for winter until his home would be ready to be her furever home, cat dad says: ‘I really hope she doesn't mind me catnapping her!’

Stray cat abandoned in botanical gardens found by cat lover who built her a house for winter until his home would be ready to be her furever home, cat dad says: ‘I really hope she doesn't mind me catnapping her!’

Manager tells $14/hr employee that 'your personal life shouldn't interfere with your availability' after they decline a last-minute Saturday shift

Manager tells $14/hr employee that 'your personal life shouldn't interfere with your availability' after they decline a last-minute Saturday shift

Family takes a “Not My Cat” to the vet only to realize the independent stray has officially promoted them to permanent staff: ‘This is 100% your cat. Congrats!’

Family takes a “Not My Cat” to the vet only to realize the independent stray has officially promoted them to permanent staff: ‘This is 100% your cat. Congrats!’

Manager tries to get employee to work during PTO, giving her personal number to a contractor and listing her as on-call for tasks she was never hired to do: ‘I said “absolutely not!” I am taking a paid vacation and will not be coming in’

Manager tries to get employee to work during PTO, giving her personal number to a contractor and listing her as on-call for tasks she was never hired to do: ‘I said “absolutely not!” I am taking a paid vacation and will not be coming in’

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