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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

A Tumblr thread where cultures collide over the ways of measuring time and space | E penroseparticle My favorite thing is Europe is spooky because 's old and America is spooky because 's big meduseld difference between America and England is Americans think 100 years is long time, while English think 100 miles is long way Earle Hitchner burntcopper fave mine always american tales where people freaked out because 'someone died this house' and all europeans would go .Yes would be

Tumblr Thread: Cultures Collide Over Ways To Measure Time And Space

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tumblr, funny tumblr, tumblr memes, tumblr gems, funny comments, witty reply, clever, memes, funny tumblr posts, memes | catchymemes people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks Candles would burn set amount hours. If needed an alarm would push nail at desired time length candle and once melted point nail would fall and hit metal holder, alerting phantomtwitch like candle pictured has four nails Ye olde snooze button. | argumate Follow 1 Lets Meet Tonight Hey am USER_CITY wanna meet?

22 Amusing Tumblr Tidbits & Funny Posts

collection of short stories tweets and tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes two posts including a cat lying on a guy's chest 'Cat - My cat learned that the alarm sound means I wake up, and she snuggles on my chest right after. I've been setting my alarm 30 m' and a cat sniffing a can opener 'Cat - I'm Bombadil, and whenever I hear a can being opened I run from whatever room I'm in and beg for tuna. Even if it's not tuna, 'l only stop crying after smelling the can opener... just to be sure'

Wholesome And Silly Short Cat Stories And Threads

A funny Tumblr thread about the absurd experience that is Spy Kids.

Tumblr Post Addresses National Treasure That Is "Spy Kids"

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A funny Tumblr post about a nasty snowplow dude losing to a steel enforced mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done

Tumblr Story: Snowplow Loses To Dad's Steel Enforced Mailbox

A Tumblr thread about creepy things trees do that humans don't | beautifuloutlier As biologist can clearly state plants are fucking weird and should probably be slightly afraid them. viforcontrol On note! At university (UBC) located town Agriculture students were told by their teacher tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped tree upside down. And 's still growing. But branches are now roots, and roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

Tumblr Thread : Trees Are Low Key Monsters

funny Disney Tumblr posts | lilpocketninja: kinkyspaceprincess: thelostdisneyprincess: merverb: as kid never understood why they didn't like him As an adult still don't understand. psst 's brothel and he's poor Aladdin | sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING BE SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER no dad don't understand finding emo Dad going touch boat don't tell can't do black clownfish

55 Reasons We Love Disney Tumblr

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Funny Tumblr thread on the reality of some mythical creatures | -book--creatures Honestly biggest disappointment had researching ABC medieval authors did not fact, see creatures they were describing and were trying their best describe them with their limited knowledge while going fuck fuck Za-book--creatures Instead all those creatures know came about transcription and translation errors copying Greco-Roman sources (who themselves got them travelers' tales Persia and India rhino unicorn, tiger?

Tumblr Thread on Mythical Creatures Is An Eye Opener

cats make you immune to hauntings - a tumblr thread - thumbnail "I've hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years I've been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours."

Cats Make You Immune To Hauntings (Tumblr Thread)

A funny Tumblr thread about how dudes can have some hilarious brain fart moments | insertawesome-url-here r/CasualConversation u/What_Is_EET S 4h just realized could let shower warm up before stepping Discussion 28 girl wkth wanted take shower together Why dont wait warm up stared back at her million thoughts running through my head feel so stupid couldn't enjoy rest night has no answer her, and always hated showers. Today stood and waited shower heat up first time, and great!

Tumblr Thread: Dudes And Their Hilarious Brain Farts

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tumblr posts about getting cats to drink more water thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - straightboyfriend Follow i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i've started leaving a cup of water that's "mine" (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .'

Getting Cats To Drink More Water: Funny Yet Informative Tumblr Posts

tumblr thread on talking to kids like they're people

Tumblr Thread: Talking To Kids Like They're People

wholesome tumblr posts about dogs thumbnail includes a picture of a dog sticking its head through the doggy door 'Cabinetry - awwww-cute The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street Source: awwww-cute 437,748 notes'

Waking Up On The Right Paw: Wholesome Tumblr Dog Posts

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A Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams | just-shower-thoughts word "swims" is same upside down bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella smiws eazyintheheezy upside down, not backwards. silly.

Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams

An uplifting Tumblr story about a selfless farmer who ends up becoming a god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head know 's

Uplifting Tumblr Story About A Selfless Farmer