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funny Disney Tumblr posts | lilpocketninja: kinkyspaceprincess: thelostdisneyprincess: merverb: as kid never understood why they didn't like him As an adult still don't understand. psst 's brothel and he's poor Aladdin | sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING BE SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER no dad don't understand finding emo Dad going touch boat don't tell can't do black clownfish

55 Reasons We Love Disney Tumblr

Funny Tumblr thread on the reality of some mythical creatures | -book--creatures Honestly biggest disappointment had researching ABC medieval authors did not fact, see creatures they were describing and were trying their best describe them with their limited knowledge while going fuck fuck Za-book--creatures Instead all those creatures know came about transcription and translation errors copying Greco-Roman sources (who themselves got them travelers' tales Persia and India rhino unicorn, tiger?

Tumblr Thread on Mythical Creatures Is An Eye Opener

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cats make you immune to hauntings - a tumblr thread - thumbnail "I've hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years I've been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours."

Cats Make You Immune To Hauntings (Tumblr Thread)

A funny Tumblr thread about how dudes can have some hilarious brain fart moments | insertawesome-url-here r/CasualConversation u/What_Is_EET S 4h just realized could let shower warm up before stepping Discussion 28 girl wkth wanted take shower together Why dont wait warm up stared back at her million thoughts running through my head feel so stupid couldn't enjoy rest night has no answer her, and always hated showers. Today stood and waited shower heat up first time, and great!

Tumblr Thread: Dudes And Their Hilarious Brain Farts

tumblr posts about getting cats to drink more water thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - straightboyfriend Follow i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i've started leaving a cup of water that's "mine" (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .'

Getting Cats To Drink More Water: Funny Yet Informative Tumblr Posts

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tumblr thread on talking to kids like they're people

Tumblr Thread: Talking To Kids Like They're People

wholesome tumblr posts about dogs thumbnail includes a picture of a dog sticking its head through the doggy door 'Cabinetry - awwww-cute The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street Source: awwww-cute 437,748 notes'

Waking Up On The Right Paw: Wholesome Tumblr Dog Posts

A Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams | just-shower-thoughts word "swims" is same upside down bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella smiws eazyintheheezy upside down, not backwards. silly.

Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams

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An uplifting Tumblr story about a selfless farmer who ends up becoming a god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head know 's

Uplifting Tumblr Story About A Selfless Farmer

tumblr thread about a family cursed by a dachshund thumbnail includes a picture of a tiny dachshund 'Rectangle - unpretty Follow inARL i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond Rectangle - unpretty Follow it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack'

Tumblr Thread: The Dachshund Family Curse

A clueless Tumblr user thinks that honey is made from squashed up bees | fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow vegans make peace with honey no shut up do fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow Vegans be like can't take product bee's labor" and then eat child slave quinoa atomicwinterwonderland vegans will pretend not hear natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and cannot stress this enough freedom hive insects

Tumblr User Thinks Honey's Made From Bees

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A funny Tumblr post about how Darth Vader is a bit of a drama queen.

Tumblr Post: Darth Vader's Such A Drama King

tumblr thread about a cat who loves cuddling.

Tumblr Thread: Cat That Adores Cuddles

An entitled coworker can't handle the stresses of a service job | fuck-customers lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Tumblr Thread: Entitled Coworker Can't Handle Service Job

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tumblr posts by badjokesbyjeff od jokes so bad they're good thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.. My fault for getting one that's pure bread. 3,273 notes'

Animal Jokes So Bad They're Actually Good

wholesome animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes one post 'Font - triflesandparsnips This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. "I got them when I grew up," I said, "and a few more when I had you." I grinned down at her. "They're my stripes. You'll get stripes too when you grow up." She was overjoyed. "Really?" I think she's in her room now, pretending to be a tiger. fandomsandfeminism A+ pare'

Tumblr Posts Of Pure Animal Wholesomeness