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Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin

Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

Tumblr user clears up a case of food allergies for a guy | circusbutch orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?

Tumblr Thread: Nice Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies

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Vintage cat photos | black and white photography funny pic of a farmer milking a cow and squeezing an udder so that a stream goes straight into a cat's mouth

"Vintage Cat Faces" On Tumblr Brings On The Nostalgic Spirit

Woman shows off the multiple uses for a scimitar in a Tumblr thread | As many know recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar. zohbugg: Well let tell quite pragmatic purchase has endless uses my morning routine.

Tumblr Thread: Woman Shows Uses For Uruk-Hai Scimitar

roasting disney villains internet twitter tumblr cartoons | Nix E. Harrow @AlixEHa'row if jafar had simply paid aladdin fairly for his services rather than backstabbing him he could've had it ALL in the first 20 minutes of the movie. pay your freelancers

People Roasting Disney Villains On The Internet

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A beautiful Tumblr story on the God of Arepo | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved .

Tumblr Story: A Selfless Farmer With A Noble Heart

A beautiful story on Tumblr about a pirate mermaid | OChwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay monster mermaid steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid using treasure chest as cradle. Pirates:

Emotional Story About A Pirate Mermaid

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about dad's silent acts of kindness | margotkim So came home work today and there kindle addressed did not remember ordering spent afternoon trying figure out accidentally purchased kindle Amazon, and came back hanging out with Catherine told my parents, guys will not believe accidentally ordered myself Huh said Dad very casually Did get charged spent next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into living room announce No didn't. Do think 's mistake?

Quick Tumblr Thread About Dad's Silent Kindness

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Funny memes about mental health | people call calm person but are middle an internal existential crisis and only way keeping sanity is pretending don't care | neurotypical yoga yoga yoga yoga yoga

Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

Tumblr post explains how to escape after being buried alive in a coffin | laufie escape after being buried alive coffin could happen anyone. People bury person alive scare them or get rid them this situation, rely only on yourself. 1. Do not waste oxygen classic coffin there's only enough oxygen about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled do not swallow, or will start hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using flashlight is al

Short Tumblr Post Explains How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin

A quick and informative Tumblr post on how to escape from a coffin | laufie escape after being buried alive coffin could happen anyone. People bury person alive scare them or get rid them this situation, rely only on yourself. 1. Do not waste oxygen classic coffin there's only enough oxygen about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled do not swallow, or will start hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using flashlight is allowed

Tumblr Post: Escaping From A Coffin If Buried Alive

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Tumblr thread on why Deer leave their fawns alone | fawn curled up beside fake deer which is used target practice | vampireapologist lot people are super upset by this, so here is reminder someone who has worked professionally with deer fawn tucked down alone like this is almost never an orphan. Fawns are extremely small, and their best defense is stay hidden as often as possible. Unless they are nursing or moving new spot, tucking themselves down grass or against bigger objects is their best de

Tumblr User Explains Why Lone Baby Deer Is Probably Fine

A funny Tumblr thread about what it would look like if someone with ADHD could freeze time. | hey-look--squirrel Can have an ADHD character with ability freeze time because would be literally funniest and most epic thing like can imagine Need more time finish my assignment? Not worry time freeze oh no can't find my car keys and have be at work 2 minutes Time freeze*

Tumblr Thread: If An ADHD Character Could Freeze Time

A quick Tumblr thread appreciates the different perspectives of blind and deaf people | just-shower-thoughts Blind people must save lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth had blind professor, last semester, and swung through his office make up an exam while

Quick Tumblr Thread Appreciates Different Perspectives

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A Tumblr thread describes all the wild medieval battle tactics. | Medieval castle stairs were often built ascend narrow, clockwise spirals so right- handed castle defenders could use their swords more easily. This design put those on way up at disadvantage (unless they were left-handed steps were also uneven give defenders advantage anticipating each step's size while attackers tripped over them. Source Source 2 Source

Tumblr Thread: Medieval Battle Tactics Were Wild

Rude Chinese customer doesn't realize that the cashier speaks Mandarin Chinese as well | They didn't know speak Chinese too So white Caucasian female, but am fluent Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at wouldn't know can speak Mandarin, which is why find absolutely hysterical mess with people they come through my line speaking Chinese, and understand every word their saying. My co workers find especially hysterical. Okay, so other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and asked t

Rude Chinese Customer Doesn't Know Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese