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Tumblr user shares an incomplete list of all the weird animals a grandpa brought home | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal | Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald and extremely anxious canary sang beautifully, but

Tumblr List: Grandpa Brings Home Bizarre Animals

Tumblr user imagines a beautiful story about a mermaid and her family of pirates | 4G OD154% 1 20:23 Chwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay monster mermaid steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid using treasure chest as cradle. Pirates:

Tumblr User Writes Story About A Pirate Mermaid

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Tumblr thread explains Darth Vader from Star Wars as comically over-dramatic | sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off lights on his chest panel make an impression on Rebels whole emerging darkness by light his saber thing intentional dramatic effect drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring crap outta those poor rebel mooks.

Tumblr Describes Darth Vader as Being Way Too Extra

Tumblr thread about different animals exploring during quarantine | taylorswifh third day italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so WILD BOARS ARE MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES laughing so hard

Quick Tumblr Thread Shows Random Animals Coming Into Towns During Quarantine

Tumblr explains story of an anti-vaxx mom who realized she was wrong and became a vaccination advocate | Anti-vaxx mom abandons movement after all seven her her kids get whooping cough TOM BOGGIONI 10 APR 2015 AT 16:00 ET Uploaded By PsychoFifi Ottawa Adrian Harewoed Kew Otana mother Tara ila cOC soreenshot funoftheday don't say. | timemachineyeah record, she actually abandoned movement BEFORE they all got whooping cough, but abandoned too late. There'd been breakout measles her area caused her

Tumblr Explains The Time an Anti-Vaxx Mom Switched Sides

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Tumblr thread describes sci fi humans as having a stabbing knife roomba | sepulchritude on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship doesn't have any special intelligence s just normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on ship and they don't have knives s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance every room ship. occasionally crew members

Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"

Fun Tumblr thread imagines an IT wizard | otherwindow Consider fantasy series where court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an guy. Court Wizard, fixing Queen's magic mirror: has't thee attempted cleansing and reapplying runes anew?

Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard

Fun Tumblr thread points out how mundane things matter too, in history | oe just-shower-thoughts Imagine much historical knowledge wasn't written down because our ancestors thought idiot isn't going know this libertarian--princess So ancient Egypt's best friend basically called Punt. They traded all kinds fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver,

Tumblr Thread: Mundane People Are Important To History

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Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle

Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife

interesting facts about toucans bird parrots looks big long beak tumblr thread cryptid-quartz Toucans are pretty weird, right? educational zoology animals fascinating biology anatomy

Tumblr Thread Points Some Interesting Facts About The Weird Look Of Toucans

Interesting Tumblr thread about clothing sizes and how celebrities get their clothes to fit so well | inkdot This weekend told story which, although kind ashamed admit because holy shit is ever obvious, is kind blowing my mind.

Informative Tumblr Thread Explains The BS Of Women's Clothing Sizes

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WE MAY BE THE ONLY LAWYERS ON EARTH WHOSE CLIENTS ARE ALL INNOCENT THE ANIMAL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

Lawyer cat with innocent clients

dragons comics cute funny lol frogs tumblr art artist dragon aww adorable animals | KEEP FILTHY CLAWS OFF MY HOARD! Fishtrouls WHAT? pink dragon standing on top of a pile of gold threatening a blue dragon cartoon illustration

Adorably Wholesome Comic Featuring Dragons

Funny Tumblr thread about Powerpuff girls hands | tumblr post -m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e 's always kind funny Powerpuff Girls fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and 's like they legit don't have those canon s not just style choice, they actually don't have fingers and noses mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand things pick them up S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis

Tumblr Thread Explains The Powerpuff Girls are Freaky Handless Monsters

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tumblr thread paulinqe the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap this is the body positivity post i've been waiting for. slaps thighs these bad boys can hold up to 20 kittens

Body positivism

Tumblr user says that horses are fine to get around on three legs without prosthetics | horses and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human

Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses