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funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!

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funny tumblr memes and moments | onlytwitterpics Follow bubs @bubsXbaby culinary students be like got spaghetti due at 11:50 ahphrobites Follow culinary students, abt cheat sure hope no one checks under my hat sashaforthewin Follow YOULON'T RAT TOUILLE | chat-chouage Follow other day started writing an office romance but quickly remembered have no idea working an office is like ivan-fyodorovich Follow as opposed vast personal expertise romance? chat-chouage Follow

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An anxiety-inducing thread about the ocean's gigantic oarfish. | mischief7manager digitalrabbit asked: Hey heard giving out anxiety, can have 1 anxiety please? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered: yes, here is baby oarfish

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funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body

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funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.

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tumblr thread about a cat domesticating herself thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a grey cat snuggling on a person and another of a grey cat bleping 'Organism - tchaikovsgay Follow can y'all believe my cat domesticated herself? how wild is that. she was born in a feral cat colony and was like “fuck this shit, I want to be pampered", invited herself inside and never left. now she gets chicken stuck to her lips and screams till I give her belly scratchies'

Tumblr Thread: Feral Cat Invited Herself In And Never Left

tumblr thread explaining the differences between big wild cats thumbnail includes two pictures including a clouded leopard on a tree and a Eurasian lynx 'So, big cat can mean something different to everyone, but let's learn a little bit more about each of the cats listed above'

Informative Tumblr Thread About The Differences Between Big Cats

A funny Tumblr thread about a cheating boyfriend getting his rightful comeuppance. | throwtime Follow about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains free mind three college linebackers college wrestler, two martial artists body builder, and wait Navy seal gonna go get her shit her. This should make an interesting story.

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Funny random memes, dank memes, bernie sanders, wrestling, stupid memes, lol, relatable memes | literally just vibing My wife with plans pick out curtains at Target atomic.elbow | breaking up with GRRR angry bionicle

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funny animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - dovalbun RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with well I guess we have to do icebreakers. I'm Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.' Source: dovalbun 987,566 notes ...'

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Tumblr discusses the nine types of movie posters | catchymemes Seems like Disney is using same guy graphics department. ALADDIN DARK PHOENIX STAR WARS thegaysassyfrenchy deadass thought this 3 Star Wars movies. metalgirlysolid its called Color Theory and been knew Art is subjective" but there are certain "rules can follow make things more appealing subconscious/subliminal kind way

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An informative Tumblr thread on baby oarfish escalates very quickly. | mischief7manager digitalrabbit asked: Hey heard giving out anxiety, can have 1 anxiety please? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered: yes, here is baby oarfish

Tumblr Thread On Baby Oarfish Escalates Quickly

tumblr thread on plague village that isolated itself | -even-is-thiss keep hate-reading plague literature medieval era, but as depressed as makes there is always one historical tidbit makes feel little bittersweet and like revisit s story village Eyam even-is-thiss Eyam today is teeny tiny town less than thousand people has barely grown since 1665 its population around 800. Where story starts with Eyam is August 1665 village tailor and his assistant discovered bolt cloth they had bought London

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Tumblr users pay homage to the fever dream game that was Forestia. | Holy shit this game amazed no end as kid eerie, strangely melancholic atmosphere and cute-yet-creepy characters were one thing, but kicked absolutely into overdrive player transported freakin' POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURE timeline first its kind had ever seen. So terrifying is on par with all creepypasta FALSE childhood memories:

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tumblr thread about a senior cat that looks like a human | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Follow this is small child almost old enough go pre-k, but also little old man wearing fur coat

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