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Tumblr thread on ages of Mountain ranges in America | archosaur-automaton Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on geological scale Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds millions years ago before dinosaurs walked Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses half billion years life coming and going.

Tumblr Thread: Grasping The Age of The Appalachians

funny cat tumblr posts thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - dappermouth my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch- black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me Source: dappermouth 190,970 notes'

Hiss-terical Cat Tumblr Posts To End The Week On The Right Paw

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Tumblr users have Phoenix Wright debate over placement of comic books in meme

Tumblr Has Lawyer-Style Debate Over Legitimacy of Meme

tumblr thread about stacking things on super lazy cats thumbnail includes a picture of a cat with socks on it 'Asphalt - humantested-turingapproved Follow In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won't move.' and another of a cat with a stack of ski caps on it 'Dog - mostlycatsmostly 23 ski caps and didn't budge'

Tumblr Thread: Lazy Stack-able Cats

tumblr posts about a jerk peacock that scares everyone thumbnail includes two pictures including to peacocks mid-flight and another peacock 'The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things "Goofus," actually.'

Jerk Peacock Runs Around Scaring Everyone (Tumblr Posts)

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A funny Tumblr thread about the ridiculous adventures of a toy T-Rex | walking through toy aisle at Target found this thing and had VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK JP first came out and they had bunch REALLY COOL T Rex toys would have sold one my scrawny small-child limbs but my mother wouldn't get one because they were "too violent and also ate people bunjywunjy hnn WANT SO BAD

Tumblr Thread: Wholesome Adventures Of Wexter The T-Rex

A funny Tumblr thread about a strange cat | remember-there--mist Today shut my cat fridge. Okay, so here's deal. Tali loves fridge don't know why, but every single time open she bolts and jumps She crawls into back fridge and nestles int smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been l'll close fridge without knowing she's there. And course, today went go grab my Brita filter pour myself some water wasn't really watching fridge, and just opened and closed really quickly

Strange Cat Loves Being In The Fridge

tumblr posts reminding people to not take their pets for granted thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - phalaenopfish Follow Please don't take your pets for granted. Even if you're frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they've been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Jus'

Heartwarming Tumblr Stories Reminding Everyone To Not Take Pets For Granted

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Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes| Thumbnail text - I think you re.. Not terrible.

Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes Keeping Hearts Warm

collection of funny animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes a picture of cracked glass with a warning sign on it 'Water - UH OH! Yes, the glass is cracked, but iť's still strong enough to withstand the strength of our bears. Two inches thick, and several hundred pounds, this glass is made of several layers and is designed to splinter, not shatter. We'll be replacing it soon! CO O OORTY OF OAKIAND Z0 CAFOR retroactivebakeries #this does not fill me with confidence sonic-gems-collection yeah the g'

Ending The Week With A Funny Animal Tumblr Treat

A quick Tumblr post on common misconceptions when caring for monsters | headspace-hotel Follow Common misconceptions surrounding care monsters Contrary popular belief is NOT normal Cerberus's heads fight with one another; this indicates anxiety or lack proper enrichment. Giant spiders are actually very social creatures, and should not be housed alone. Provide Sphinx with enrichment by answering its riddles. Though Sphinxes can be trained attack those who answer incorrectly, they actually

Quick Tumblr Post On Caring For Monsters

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A funny Tumblr post about people's mental conditioning from various jobs. | debrides worked with toddlers and pre schoolers three years. Sometimes accidentally slip and tell friend say bye an inanimate object say bye bus occasionally they unthinkingly just do autisticcole glad there's teacher version accidentally called teacher 'mom" hermionegranger worked at Medieval Times occasionally would slip real life and call people “my lord"

Tumblr Thread: Old Habits Follow Us Everywhere

funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!

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A very wholesome Tumblr post about an awesome Grandpa. | basil-witxh Follow My favorite kind Adultier Adults are those who actively try, like really really try understand millennial and GenZ humor but just can't quite get and turn into something 10x funnier Coyes-its--satans-daughter over phone bad traffic: Oh can move again road work is done My grandpa: Uh sure hope isn't ?e: Gramps Did

Tumblr Post About Grandpa Is Purely Wholesome

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a tumblr thread guide about adopting cats thumbnail includes a picture of a sleeping kitten 'Font - Cat Adoption Guide Adding a new feline friend to your household is a process that can be both exciting and scary, especially for first-time cat owners and even the cats themselves. With so many things to consider, it can feel as though a million things could go wrong. Thankfully, there are many things you can do to make the transition as smooth as possible!'

Informative Guide To Adopting A Cat (Tumblr Thread)

A wholesome Tumblr post about a dog that would herd a lawn Roomba. | gallusrostromegalus So one my neighbors has lawn Roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing trundles around looking like background robot background original trilogy, and ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING DOGS. They have concluded think s some kind prey animal because right after this video ended they decided crouch down and stalk which means 90% sure l'm going have stop Arwen eating at some point.

Tumblr Story: Motivated Dog Ends Up Herding Lawn Roomba