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tumblr thread paulinqe the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap this is the body positivity post i've been waiting for. slaps thighs these bad boys can hold up to 20 kittens

Body positivism

Tumblr user says that horses are fine to get around on three legs without prosthetics | horses and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human

Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

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Tumblr user runs calculation on how to obtain the cheapest wings deal |  sean @seanposting theres gotta be better way convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wi

Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal

Tumblr thread pokes fun at Pirates of The Caribbean | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their idea him stand bucke

Tumblr Thread Explores Loophole Of Davy Jones' Curse

Tumblr user has adorable names for their misfit cats | followthebluebell Roomba literally just sitting tub water while Pepe holds down her towel. chonky cat named potato.

Tumblr User Has The Best Names For Misfit Cats

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Short Tumblr thread explains how shorthand writing works | Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent my brother, who is pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol atrophied Using Gregg Alphabet as reference can see most letters atrophied" are present. But why no "o" vowel, and why is "ph" written as "f Simple shorthand cut out all vowels word writing down, with exception words BEGIN or END with vowel (hence at start being present or like atrophied make more readable sound could be harder

Quick Tumblr Thread Explains Shorthand Writing

Tumblr users ask what centaurs can breed with | volcel-official Then question is, would be morally acceptable centaur mate with normal horse Ma pain-and-missouri And would offspring be like? trashcanbees 50% 75% 100% kompanie-mutter hate all this trashcanbees Bigot

Short Tumblr Thread on Centaurs Asks The Hard Questions

just learned that the word ferret is derived from the latin word furittus meaning little thief and that a group of ferrets is called a business and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge i am enriched by this knowledge thank you

LITTLE THIEF

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Tumblr user explains how Tolkein used his extensive knowledge of linguistics to make details in Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit | mirkwoodest One ballsiest things Tolkien ever did write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write appendices their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal, mirkwoodest

Tumblr User Expounds Tolkien's Wonderful Nerdery

A Tumblr user ranks the various Marvel movies by if there are trains in them | tilt-shift-blur Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains them Iron Man- 0/10. No trains Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but verbal reference subway

Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them

A Tumblr user's comments about what makes up a livable wage gets disproven | There's no state where full-time minimum wage worker can afford one-bedroom apartment at fair market rent s unacceptable. constitutioncutie Minimum wage 7.25 $7.25 x 40 hour full time work week 290 $290 x 4 weeks per month 1,160 every Southern state didn't have time look at rest country can find some sort studio apartment around $500

Tumblr User's Livable Wage Comment Gets Disproved

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A short but very entertaining Tumblr post shows off the big difference in perspectives between blind and deaf people | Blind people must save lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth had blind professor, last semester, and swung through his office make up an exam while

A Short Wholesome Tumblr Post On Different Perspectives

funny tumblr parody of mr. brightside by the killers using the star wars prequels as a theme, anakin skywalker, obi wan kenobi | child anakin skywalker walking in sand with a backpack: wakeupontheprongssideofthebed Coming out as slave, and imma join jedi

Tumblr Star Wars Parody Of 'Mr. Brightside' Just Hits Right

Tumblr discussion on diluting holy water | Here's jug Pope water looks like. Mom measured fill line on them so never accidentally run out. shelf with cleaning supplies and a jug of water labeled with a marker. same jug on a chair.

Tumblr's Short Discussion on Diluting Holy Water

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funny tumblr crow thread birds lol | todaysbird really like crows just insert themselves into group other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about. pic of a crow standing on a fence next to three small birds sparrow like

Crowto-Bombing: When Crows Insert Themselves In Another Bird Group (Short Thread)

Funny and clever Tumblr post about Martin Freeman and Andy Serkis being the "Tolkien white guys" in Black Panther, because they acted in Lord of the Rings and were the only two white actors in Black Panther

Ultimate Dad Joke