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Tumblr thread imagines what angels look like | S -mighty-birdy Anonymous asked do angels actually look like per bible? revelation19 answered: Well, according Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this

Tumblr Thread: Angels Are Benevolent Lovecraftian Monsters

A quick and fun Tumblr thread on the tree that owns itself | Yanra Dsfnan Reese St Deaning St Waddell St Waddell St Tree Owns Itself Directions Write review Tree Owns Itself is white oak tree, widely assumed have legal ownership itself and all land within eight feet its base. Wikipedia Address: South Finley Street, Athens, GA 30605, United States Reviews 4.3 6 Google reviews S Hull St S Hu Florida Ave N Newton St ton St SFinley St pe St S Pope St N Church St SHarris St

Quick Awesome Tumblr Thread On Tree That Owns Itself

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A quick Tumblr thread about a state champion baker's tips | docholligay Coming state champion baker: If y'all use decent box mix and use melted butter instead vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead water, no one can tell difference sure as hell can't. Also, if add little almond extract vanilla cake, or little coffee chocolate cake sends through roof. This concludes attempting be helpful.

Tumblr Thread: State Champion Baker Dishes Out Tips

Funny memes about foxes | different colored foxed black brown orange compared to bread in different stages of getting burnt | foxpost-generator Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak. R9Pe Story mone GIF by gif87a-com therebloggening beautiful octopus. Source: foxpost-generator

Fifteen Fox Memes In Honor Of Those Cute Little Forest Puppers

Creative Tumblr story about an unsung hero with a heart of gold | feynites my sister and were kids had this one action figure, who actually brutalized batman doll without his cape dog chewed half his head, too who dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor idea fictional society our toys chancellor' just came with word 'evil front as matter ancient tradition. Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those lines.

Tumblr Story: An Unsung Hero With A Heart Of Gold

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Funny memes about foxes | different colored foxed black brown orange compared to bread in different stages of getting burnt | foxpost-generator Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak. R9Pe Story mone GIF by gif87a-com therebloggening beautiful octopus. Source: foxpost-generator

Fifteen Fox Memes In Honor Of Those Cute Little Forest Puppers

Boss robs a museum to prove a point about the museum's lack of security | flamefriendsshipped So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes tell full story fandomlovingweirdo Story

Employee Robs Museum To Call Out Lack Of Security

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.

Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

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Stories of sad and wholesome ape sign language from tumblr | Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language same way human parents teach their children only took Loulis days to learn his first Washoe. and aside the seven that his human handlers learned around him. he learned to speak in ASL just as

Tumblr Thread on Ape Sign Language Is a Feels Trip

Tumblr user calculates value of human soul via golden fiddle value | broternia hate math tests because all throughout chapter 's like really easy shit and then think got and then test is like if throw triangle out car and car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is thing exists many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul mr-elementle Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according devil went down Georgia where Devil offers fiddle gold as an equal bet against soul.

Tumblr User Calculates Cupcake-to-Human Soul Exchange Rate

Tumblr thread gets a Star Wars-inspired twist | TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY "CAUSE MR. DARK SIDE Darth Vader playing a black flying V electric guitar inside the Death Star

Tumblr Thread: "Mr Brightside" Gets The Star Wars Twist

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A brief Tumblr thread addresses the zombie apocalypse plot holes | kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits armor think any zombie is gonna get their rotting jaws through this? | gonna rip and tear my way through zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none undead hoards will be able get through my plate mail kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh gotta stay inside most secure places possible and never leave" and l'll be storming

Tumblr Users Address Zombie Apocalypse Plot Holes

Funny Tumblr post about how Hans Christian Andersen took it very personally when he got a negative review one time | don't feel bad if you're sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review hans christian andersen was found just sobbing face down in the dirt

Poor Hans

A quick and helpful Tumblr thread shares various baking tips | docholligay Coming state champion baker: If y'all use decent box mix and use melted butter instead vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead water, no one can tell difference sure as hell can't. Also, if add little almond extract vanilla cake, or little coffee chocolate cake sends through roof. This concludes attempting be helpful.

Tumblr Thread Is Rich With Cake Baking Tips

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Tumblr thread on places people say don't exist as a joke | Germans have running gag where they pretend town Bielefeld does not exist. Even Angela Merkel talked about meeting she had Bielefeld, she added:.if exists at all Bielefeld has even released statement insisting= their existence, but unknowing. ly published on April 1. memeguy-com Why should Germans be only ones having this kind fun Fellow citizens United States nominate Wyoming abessinier Ladies and gentlemen present Bielefeld Conspiracy

Short Tumblr Thread On Places That Jokingly "Don't Exist"

Tumblr user shares an incomplete list of all the weird animals a grandpa brought home | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal | Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald and extremely anxious canary sang beautifully, but

Tumblr List: Grandpa Brings Home Bizarre Animals