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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

A quick and funny Tumblr thread imagines Tolkien and CS Lewis beefing | lesbianrey Follow hi tolkien here are my ocs call them Elves (not elfs if call them elfs will block they look like humans but they're tall, live forever, and have pointy ears s bye katobleps Follow cs lewis: are alright with constructive criticism dont want sound mean tolkien: no go ahead want hear cs lewis: they fucking suck tolkien: thats not constructive criticism 788 51 Comments Like Comment Share lazytechsupport

Quick Tumblr Thread Imagines J.R.R. Tolkien And C.S. Lewis Beefin

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collection of dog memes thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog reaching its paw through some hole 'Dog - when you can't reach the last pringle ehinon reign' and a dog lying in a suitcase 'Pomeranian - Friend: It's a short trip pack only what you need Me:'

Doggo Memes Are Pawsitively Fetching

collection of dog memes thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog reaching its paw through some hole 'Dog - when you can't reach the last pringle ehinon reign' and a dog lying in a suitcase 'Pomeranian - Friend: It's a short trip pack only what you need Me:'

Doggo Memes Are Pawsitively Fetching

A quick Tumblr post on how cowboy tips end up making for great life advice | generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95 them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim | Things Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words live by according cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings Don't squat with spurs on Don't let yearnings get ahead earnings Don't dig water under outhouse Don't go if don't know way out Don't mess with some

Tumblr Post: Cowboy Tips Make Great Life Advice

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Tumblr thread on memes gets memed | mareebrittenford Young Man Take breadsticks and run Man door hand hook said young man car gun plaid-n-converse memeception elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey HIT TERMINAL MEME bl00dlikeice @caesarianconfection fidefortitude said hate this" so many times on this website, and never actually meant because hate this" is just shorthand this is an example meme given twist wasn't expecting with intent surprise Which is itself meme on this site. God damn But this This

Tumblr Thread: Hitting Terminal Meme

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

Tumblr analyzes Pixar movies Ratatouille and The Incredibles timelines | thestuffedalligator year did events Pixar's Ratatouille occur They do not give specific year, but film offers lot information if look. There are no computers, celphones, or internet, so know takes place prior PC revolution 95 is not contemporary with its release date 2007. Skinner and Linguini share bottle 61 Château Latour so is absolute earliest year film can take place Rather than go down list clues with their pros and

Tumblr Thread: Extreme Analysis of the Ratatouille Timeline

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A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr | maxofs2d Follow ever think about mountain dew is really poetic name and if someone didn't know they'd probably guess “some herbal tea made finest leaves Alps but instead s just, radioactive gamer soda

Terrific Tumblr Gems From The World's Tumblin Minds

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

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collection of dog memes thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog reaching its paw through some hole 'Dog - when you can't reach the last pringle ehinon reign' and a dog lying in a suitcase 'Pomeranian - Friend: It's a short trip pack only what you need Me:'

Doggo Memes Are Pawsitively Fetching

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

An informative Tumblr thread about how cats became domesticated | koryos CATS let's talk about housecats and fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically like who thought good idea have tiny malicious predators our homes anyways not us actually are they even domesticated yes do they even feel LOVE yes LET'S LEARN ABOUT CATS

Tumblr Thread: How Cats Ended Up Being Domesticated

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hilarious tumblr thread where users reimagine the legendary phoenix as various birds - thumbnail includes screenshots from this phoenix bird tumblr thread | iconuk01 Follow According some sources legend phoenix might be derived another bird noted s striking appearance and who, indeed, are order Phoenicopterus know birds those are? FLAMINGOS!

Tumblr Thread Imagines Legendary Phoenix As Various Birds

Tumblr thread on sizes of horses | beeftart horses are inherently funny because they come so many sizes. like draft horses d.com this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than dudes entire BODY.

Tumblr Thread: Horse Sizes are Ridiculous