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tumblr post notenuf A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow the contrast is insane beautiful black and white photography

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A funny Tumblr thread about how Spy Kids 3 was a hilarious masterpiece of insanity | dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated SPY KIDS 3 MOVIE Can talk about Spy Kids 3 second because 's just MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First open LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

Tumblr Thread: Spy Kids 3 Was A Beautiful Mess

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Tumblr Thread: Life Hacks To Adult Effectively

Tumblr thread says that hot dogs are a kind of taco | haha-cluck cadaverkeys Follow REI tilthat Follow TIL about unifying cube rule theory claims settle not only Is hotdog sandwich question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow Cube Rule Food idiutifying dishes lbaved on starch locations 3 Toust Sandwich Taco Soyp/S. fud w/'Bread Boul Sushi Calzone | an bigdickfartsapolka Follow This puts hotdog not sandwich category, but taco area. runcibility Follow mean

Tumblr Thread: Food Cube Asserts that Hot Dogs are A Kind of Taco

A collection of funny Tumblr gems to laugh at | coolthingoftheday Ooho! Water con eot Ooho! is an edible, biodegradable plastic water bottle can be eaten is made seaweed and calcium chloride, and costs only two cents per orb manufacture Source) durbikins *goes into bar and orders water orb like Bug's Life* akoolguy *slams down 50 cents* ORBS ARE ON TONIGHT BOYS | amaristotle S lillaology wow-david My parrot has vague understanding word “no He knows stop doing he's doing he hears and he knows say

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Funny random memes | Therapist over phone Do think quarantine has changed knitting dress possum my backyard No | Big burger Mini burger Big soda Coca-Cola Mini Soda Minnesota

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Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."

Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

A quick Tumblr post points out cowboy phrases being great life advice | generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95 them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words live by according cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings Don't squat with spurs on.

Tumblr Post: Cowboy Phrases Make For Great Life Advice

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A quick Tumblr thread about last words from famous writers | someoneintheshadow456 Last Words Famous Writers dali-daydreams dedicated life words s important go out eloquently. 1. Ernest Hemingway Goodnight my kitten Spoken his wife before he killed himself. 2. Jane Austen want nothing but death response her sister, Cassandra, who asking her if she wanted anything. 3. J.M Barrie can't sleep 11

Quick Tumblr Thread: Last Words From Famous Writers

A Tumblr thread about counteracting Karens and Kens with tears | beckyloveslife work retail, and have many years now not an easily fazed person and have Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However also have pretty intense anxiety disorder on top other mental health issues and started 6+ years ago there were some customers who got So all workers facing Karens and Kens out wild, here's my advice cry. If have type relationships with coworkers and managers will support don't try hold Cry like over

Tumblr Thread: Crying As Self Defense Against Karens And Kens

Man discovers cat with babies underneath his bed, and his dad instinct kicks in | Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla So JUST FOUND CAT IS NOT MINE AND HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.

Tumblr Thread: Man Discovers Cat With Babies Underneath Bed

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Funny random memes | My cat any time use bathroom wanna be room where happens | This collab makes so much sense TOVES MLE TACC BELL Scott CO ING Tissue Fiesta Strength EXTRA ABSORBENT 12 BIG ROLLS ademshe.

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A ridiculous Tumblr thread about Davy Jones' curse from Pirates of the Carribean | sndwave Folgen funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought “put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great ideal" at some point someone told d

Tumblr Thread: The Logistics Of Davy Jones' Curse

Funny and creative made up tumblr Titanic story | facts facts--just-made-up HAD TITANIC ARRIVED Titanic sank on April 14, 1912. Had not struck iceberg would have arrived New York on April 17th. But happening New York on April 17th, 1912 answer may change history as know .

Tumblr Thread on Titanic is as Fascinating as it is Made Up

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Tumblr thread on strange cold-blooded cave goat | RE tilthat Follow TIL cave goat went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is first known mammal have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar crocodiles showing slow and adaptive rates environmental temperature. via http ift.tt/2vtQOYg r-evolution-aries Follow goat's binomial name is Myotragus balearicus kind an oddball lot other ways, too, an example being had forward-facing eyes, giving stereoscopic vi

Tumblr Thread: The Cold-Blooded Freak Devil Cave Goat

A quick Tumblr post defends the English language | theaustinstollhaus people go off about English is worst language just wanna point out few things Our future tense requires only one word (looking at Spanish Words don't change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese don't live some bizarre Beauty And Beast world where give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German)

Quick Tumblr Post Defends English Language

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