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Tail-Wagging Doggo Memes (32 Dog Memes)

We've got a burning hot dose of fresh dog memes being delivered straight to your face... and your heart. 

Get ready because this week is filled with silliness, ridiculousness, and wholesome moments! Isn't that the perfect combo for a great dog meme dump? We surely believe so! 

Dogs are pure and pure entertainment! Dog memes are about combining those two ideas seamlessly.  While we're on the topic of dog memes, don't miss out on the doggo memes we shared last week

dogs doggo funny memes doggos dog lol cute wholesome animals tweets | united nations dogs Ah yes, finally world leaders can trust CAMEROON SOUTH AFRICA GERMANY INDONESIA PAKISTAN MADAGASCAR BURKINA NIGERIA JAPAN PHILIPPINES | Happy girls are prettiest girls
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World's Worst Cat: A Thread (25 Tweets)

Cats are unusual animals, one moment they can be cuddly and sweet, and the next moment you can find a poop nugget in your bed. 

What gives? We give them food, water, shelter, attention, and most of all, love. So why are some cats repaying us in such a mean and annoying way? Welcome to 'World's Worst Cat'! A Twitter thread started by @_cingraham when he shared the fact that his cat has been waking up their toddler in a means to wake up the household. Pretty darn evil... and genius. But mostly evil. 

Now, we want to hear from you! What things have your cats done that would qualify them for 'World's Worst Cat'?

world's worst cat tweets cats funny lol hilarious twitter animals aww cute | John Pearson @chefjohnpearson Replying _cingraham My horrible boy climbs door frame dead night and dive bombs my groin like pro wrestler
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Weekly Treats: Animal Tweets (August 10th, 2020)

Happy Monday morning, fellow animal lovers! We know it's tough to get out of bed on Mondays but hopefully, the following animal tweets will put the spring in your step in no time! 

Nothing quite some fresh animal tweets to start of your day in the best way. We've got a bundle of ridiculous and hilarious ones mixed in with some wholesome tweets. The perfect blend of spice and nice! 

Enjoy your animal goodies, you deserve it! 

animals tweets funny lol humor animal aww cute wholesome twitter tweet | thomas @perfectsweeties humans have 32 teeth sharks: well teeth start coming and they don't stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND TH 7:31 PM Aug 8, 2020 Twitter Android
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Recent Survey Says Cats Are "Quarantine Heroes"

According to Royal Canin's new survey, cats are being defined as "Quarantine Heroes" during these uncertain times.  

Royal Canin, a global cat food company, asked 2,000 American cat owners, in a recent survey, about the relationships with their cats during these difficult past few months (quarantine and other subjects). 

The survey shows that more than half (57%) of cat owners felt less alone during quarantine and 49% of cat owners stated their cats helped reduce their anxiety. 

That's not all, the study revealed! 64% of cat owners shared that they got closer to their beloved feline during that time and discovered new places their cats like to explore/hang out. And within that same group, 54% found their cat's a new favorite food, and 34% came up with new games! 

When spending so much time at home, a total of 76% of cat owners claimed to feel much closer to their pets now. And beautifully, 61% of the conducted survey actually went out to adopt or foster a pet during the quarantine. How wonderful is that? Remember, if you're thinking of getting a pet, please consider adopting and not shopping. 

Story via People

cats tweets quarantine heroes pets animals study studies adopting aww love anxiety happiness | Shunit Mor-Barak @ShunitMor @quarantinecats Minion cat provides valuable math tutoring his struggling friend during home schooling. FORNDDEN ISLAND | Steben.Illustration @ArtofSekhmet so lucky have my pets. They make smile with their silly shenanigans. These times are not good folks with anxiety quarantinecats
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Crisp New Doggo Ratings By "We Rate Dogs" (20 Tweets)

If you have Twitter, you already know how important "We Rate Dogs" is to everyone. If you don't have Twitter, you should still know just how important "We Rate Dogs" is. 

They are very, very important. They have a full-proof rating system which has been 100% accurate since their start. That's a really good track record. 

There are many things we love about "We Rate Dogs," for starters, the dogs, and of course, the doggo ratings along with a cute, and appropriate tagline. If there was truly a perfect Twitter page out there, it would be this one. 

...and Thoughts of Dog

Enjoy the most recent doggo rates!

rate dogs doggos twitter rating tweets funny lol cute aww adorable wholesome uplifting | WeRateDogs dog_rates only rate dogs. This is meteorite has fallen clearly superior part galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank 14/10 adorable puppy sleeping in a ditch in the grass
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God's Will: Tweets Explaining How God Created Animals

Old but gold! And sometimes, it's just a joy to reminisce on how simple things were back in the day. In the days of young Twitter and Tweets describing the almighty one went to create each animal.  

We can understand that being a creator of universes is hard work. Still, though -- certain members of the Animal Kingdom really make you wonder what the heck God was thinking when he put them together. Come on; a poisonous beaver with a duck's bill that lays eggs? You can't tell us that didn't involve some celestial alcohol. Here are 20 tweets from "God created animals" trying to explain what God must've been thinking when he made various animals.

Enjoy the memories!

tweets of how god created animals | Nathan Buckley @duplicitron God made raccoons he like do want be an old timey burglar or trash digger. Too slow both now. RETWEETS LIKES 3,599 5,898 1:55 PM 18 May 2013
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Curious Zelda's Most Recent Tweets

Everyone could use more Curious Zelda in their day! 

The popular Twitter account has recently reached a following of 200k! Congrats Zelda, your curious self deserves it! 

For those of you unfamiliar with this funny lady, here is her owners description of her that sums it all up nicely, "I am Zelda the cat. Hunter of house flies and keeper of string. Easily startled. Often caught staring. Author of book."

So now you know a little bit more about Zelda, let's dig into those curious thoughts! 

curious zelda funny tweets lol animals cats cat aww cute animal tweet twitter | Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One thing led another and now squid. 9:08 PM Aug 1, 2020 Twitter Android
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Weekly Treats: Animal Tweets (August 3rd, 2020)

Good morning, fellow animal lovers! 

We're here to start your day off in the best way possible -- with fresh animal tweets! From hilarious tweets and vids to wholesome ones, this is a lovely blend of animal goodness to start your day. 

We added a bit of spice, though, to make the flavors give a nice morning punch (in the best way possible). 

Enjoy your animal goodies, you deserve it! 


animals tweets funny lol wholesome uplifting cute aww adorable twitter | Nature Animals @AnimalsWorld Oh be cow with heart on cute cows with heart shaped marks on their bodies
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Adulting Memes Speaking The Truth (21 memes)

Just another round up of some insanely relatable tweets on what it means and feels like to be an adult. Don't worry too much though, we're all miserable together. 

Hope that helps! 

adult adulting tweets funny | Kayla Shaner @spaghetti lips Being an adult just means don't get rewarded anymore eat all food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream ate 5 and my mom said thought were on diet?"
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Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters (18 Tweets and Posts)

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!

kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016
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Thirty-Nine Memes & Tweets For Your Entertainment Pleasure

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funny random memes and tweets | No one: People wearing glasses with mask: TH E M IS T STORY BY STEPHEN KING | jon drake @DrakeGatsby think about mafia out context seems pretty childish s secret Seriously DON'T TELL ANYBODY or be big trouble No girls allowed Usually cool clubhouse is involved Spaghetti dinner everyday 7:19 AM 7/30/20 Twitter iPhone
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Thirty-Four Memes To Distract You From The Horrors Of Reality

Well. It's August 1st and we're sad to say that things are still pretty much as shitty as they were in March. There's not much we can do about this but try to stay sane and take care of our loved ones. We can't help your families and friends, but we can make sure that your brain feels a little better thanks to these memes.

Funny random memes, dank memes, funny tweets, twitter memes | quick brown fox jumps over lazy dog Sphinx black quartz, judge my vow Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs Boxers had zap gay jock love, quit women expanding galaxy brain | My plans 2020 American Pie
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Twenty-Six Highly Relatable Twitter Truths

Twitter has a knack of taking those little tics we thought were weird and unique and helping us realize that we're not alone. While these tweets may feel (to some) like a personal attack, to us they're a much-needed reminder of the normalcy we miss so dearly. 

Funny random tweets, twitter memes, stupid tweets, personal attacks, dank memes | Katie Bergey @katiebergey someone sits empty seat beside flattered yet annoyed no one sits empty seat beside offended yet relieved
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Aggressive Birb Collection (Memes, Tweets, Pics)

Birds can be... intense. And downright frighting, if we were being completely honest. We can't even enough of out outrageous weird and wild they are, they will always be an endless source of comedy. 

Either it is bizarre birb gifs or birb memes, we're constantly laughing at their crazy antics. We hope you get a chuckle out of this aggressive birb collection. 


birds aggressive memes birbs lol funny animals pics tweets signs hilarious | Ron Iver @ronnui_ Losing my mind over idea pigeons existed before cities. Like can imagine pigeons just hanging out forest? Eating bugs instead gutter bagels personally just don't buy | kind agreement do think these feathery f**ks came ? bird shaking hands
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Doggo Dream Bring Forth Doggo Memes (27 Dog Memes)

Earlier this week, we shared 50 doggo memes -- all for your viewing pleasure. 

It's time to keep that momentum going and keep this doggo party alive with another lovely dose of all things doggo! 

Dog memes are great but we like a plethora of dog-related items in our collections. That's why we sprinkle in some wholesomeness, adorable pics, and some very important tweets. 

We hope you feel like dancing -- get ready to get your groove on with these good bois and girls! 

dogs doggo memes funny dog animals meme lol cute aww pups tweets wholesome uplifting | so telling this is big bad breed keep hearing about? sweet pit bulls | "There's no such thing as perfect girl" Okay then explain this. dog with human feet at the beach
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Twitter Roasts Express Daily Tweet That Claims Prince Philip Looks 'Decades Younger'

Poor Prince Philip. It feels like the ninety-nine year old Duke of Edinburgh has been the subject of a bit of well-meaning jokes about his appearance for much of the past year. The latest batch is inspired by a Daily Express tweet in which the publication claims
"Prince Philip 'looks several decades younger' in latest snaps." The photos accompanying the text say otherwise. 

While he is looking quite chipper, many Twitter users were quick to point out that "several decades younger" might be a bit generous. And as mean as some of the tweets feel, they're actually extremely funny. We've put together our favorites for the enjoyment of morally ambiguous people such as ourselves. And we hope that Prince Philip feels as good as his smile is telling us - and that he and Queen Elizabeth are enjoying themselves while they can.



Funny Tweets about Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh decades younger, roasting, express daily, twitter memes | Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman Several decades younger than formation Pangea, go off king! Daily Express O @Daily_Express 1d Prince Philip 'looks several decades younger latest snaps | goku @litdesu see media lies unprovoked
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