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Funny memes about dad jokes | Dad Has heartattack Dad: Call an ambulance. Son: Uh an ambulance Dad: crying Michael Scott | magnet @arcadeseals terrified random letters therapist are screams therapist: oh see screaming intensifies

18 Corny Dad Memes And Jokes

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Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

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Funny tweets, twitter users as whether americans do all the things they do in movies and television | vera @sleepfordays do americans actually have an obscene amount throw pillows on their beds or is just another lie told us by movies/tv shows

Funny & Confused Tweets About the Way Movies Portray Americans

A USPS worker shares his thoughts on privatizing the postal service | Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipshit3 Okay, l've been with USPS several years now, so here's my big dumb #SaveThePostOffice thread don't know many tweets 's gonna take ramble through my thoughts, so stick with Or don't, whatever. 18:37 4/10/20 Twitter Web App 13.5K Retweets 27K Likes Dingus J McGee, ESQ lildipsh 1d v Replying lildipshit3 First things first not taxpayer funded. At all. Sure get government monopolies on certain things

Twitter Thread: USPS Worker's Thoughts On Saving Post Office

Funny Twitter meme about the very distinct sound the plastic lid on a store-bought cake makes | EliteTweetThief The whole world can hear you trying to open this late at night Dak RidicuIousDak I can hear this picture

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Sanity Break With Emergency Dose Of Kittens

Husband and wife make the most out of lockdown by slaying lipsync performances | Marc 0000 s! @marcusbrig We're okay. We're fine. This is going okay. @rachelparris and I passing the time... ITI

Husband And Wife Survive Lockdown By Slaying Lipsyncs

Funny random memes | alone public and start getting self conscious about every little thing AM HOLDING MY ELBOW Too HIGH UP? | No one: God after every month 2020 Disint More! Trand Core More! Star Wars Kylo Ren

Twenty-Eight Excellent Memes That Don't Require An IQ

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Funny memes about how different wildlife is coming back | ronnie mcdonnie @taladorei with everyone on lockdown lime scooters are finally returning river. nature is healing are virus. electric scooters sinking in water

Twitter Makes Memes of News that "Nature is Healing"

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Gave my man a quarantine fade" above photos of a guy's terrible haircut

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Security guard at the National Cowboy Museum learns to be the social media manager | NATIONALCOWBOYMUSEUM Posts 14,550 others nationalcowboymuseum Hello Friends, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new social media but excited share am told is called "content" on all Cowboy's am told are "platforms" including Twitter Facebook, and Instagram. My team and will also continue protect and monitor museum and

Security Guard At National Cowboy Museum Becomes Social Media Manager

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Funny twitter thread about steak-umm twitter account promoting the dispelling of misinformation during the difficult time of coronavirus and covid-19 | Steak Steak-umm umm @steak_umm friendly reminder times uncertainty and misinformation: anecdotes are not data good) data is carefully measured and collected information based on range subject-dependent factors, including, but not limited controlled variables, meta-analysis, and randomization | outliers attempting counter global consensus around

Steak-Umm Serves Up A Surprisingly Insightful Twitter Thread About These Difficult Times

Funny random memes | fish choking see couples post about much they love each other | cat with raised hair need stop being lonely and talk people Someone: Hey :

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Super Specific Memes About How Much People Love Slapping Bags

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Twitter thread on how wizards are like magical wine snobs | Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger always imagine #dnd wizards be bit like wine purists FIGHTER need fire spell, now! WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar's scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps quick 'essaim de météores if 's not too robust at this time day-

Twitter Thread on Wizards as Magic Snobs

Twitter thread on whale explosion is lesson in listening to experts when it comes to coronavirus | Doncaster Council Doncaster Council @MyDoncaster November 1970, officials Oregon, USA decided blow up rotting whale carcass whole thing went horribly wrong. Why do bring this up? Well, this story can teach us 3 things about #coronavirus

Whale Explosion Thread is a Lesson in Listening to Experts