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Funny tweet that reads, "I'm at the 'Got in my car and drove a few feet away just to sit there alone' stage of quarantine"

F*ckin' Same

Funny Twitter reactions to Grimes and Elon Musk supposedly naming their baby "Influenza" | tweet by Pop Base @PopBase Grimes Elon Musk have reportedly named their child Influenza. 2:09 AM Apr 23, 2020 Twitter iPhone | piel @lordies influenza mae musk looks good here 2:14 AM Apr 23, 2020 Twitter iPhone goth elf baby

Elon Musk And Grimes Reportedly Named Their Baby 'Influenza,' Twitter Reacts

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museum creepy exhibit competition twitter scary gross | Natural Sciences NMS @NatSciNMS Replying YorkshireMuseum Our #CreepiestObject has be this 'mermaid CURATORBATTLE #Troubling Taxidermy MERMAID ALMTEXTINGr National Museums Scotland and Sankurie 1:00 PM Apr 17, 2020 Twitter iPhone 523 Retweets 4K Likes

Museums Hold Twitter Competition To Find World's Creepiest Exhibit

Funny memes that are a little edgy | Kim Jong Un is critical condition world: | venn diagram my 20s 1920s Great Depression 2020s

Mildly Dark Memes For Those Who Like Things On The Edgier Side

A collection of times that liars got called out for trying to spread lies | NOT Western is NOT Western is NOT Western. Do research. This is samurai show, specifically Ronin samurai show. Every trope, storyline or cliche see comes Samurai films INFLUENCED Westerns does NOT make Western TheMandalorian BITCH CAROLE BASKIN! did thing today because bored haha #tigerking #joeexotic 11h 6h Reply am reporting this image stole my hard work on facebook and on Instagram now. are special kind garbage person

Liars That Got Outed By The World's Truth Seekers

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Positive psychologist explains brain and body's reaction to long term stress | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.

Twitter Thread: The Brain's Reaction To Long Term Stress

Funny tweet that reads, "HOW DO I STILL HAVE SO MUCH LAUNDRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN DRESS IN OVER A MONTH"

Seriously WTF

Twitter story of chicken relationship | Amanda Brunton @Amand 19h This is Domino. She's hen rescued. She wants lay an egg, but has keep stopping order SCREAM AT WIND every time there's big gust. Life as chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160 | New hens have be quarantined, preferably with quarantine buddy way, if they have recovered something infectious but remain carrier find out other bird gets sick learned some carpentry and made her coop, and bought her new friend. 27 5

Woman Details Her Chickens' Charming Lesbian Relationship

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Twitter thread presents Jeff Goldblum as different kinds of Pop-Tarts | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) Pop. tarts Chocolate Fudge PEN1 PASIY toaster pastries Frosted

Twitter Thread: Jeff Goldblum As Pop-Tarts

jeff goldblum doppelganger pop tart twitter lookalike funny tweet | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) PER1 PAI Pop. arts toaster pasiries Frosted Chocolate Fudge 8:02 PM Apr 14, 2019 Twitter iPhone 7.6K Retweets 20.9K Likes

Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

Funny tweets that prove we are the virus, coronavirus, covid-19 | ben wasserman 4/6 @benwassertweet yodel boys are returning their natural habitat. nature is healing are virus yodeling in supermarket | Saint Silk @silk_laurent earth is healing are virus.. crow smoking a cigarette

17 Tweets That Prove We Are The Virus

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Twitter thread on anti-mask league during San Francisco's 1919 Spanish Flu | Tim Mak @timkmak THREAD History doesn't repeat itself, but rhymes thread about Anti-Mask League 1919 not kiddingI went HAM researching this So, starting Sept 2018 San Francisco suffered Spanish Flu pandemic. Initial mask wearing good around 80 percent 2:10 PM Apr 19, 2020 Twitter Web App 3.9K Retweets 6.2K Likes Tim Mak O @timkmak 3h Replying timkmak By November cases were down, and public health officials recommended

Twitter Thread: 1919 Anti-Mask Protests During Spanish Flu

Landlord admits to breaking law to tenant | Joshua Browder @jbrowder1 Horrifying text exchange between landlord and tenant. This landlord's going jail (and getting sued Landlord Today got stimulus, just asking are going pay rent or part rent with any am trying close out books April Wed 4:07 PM

Landlord Breaks The Law, Tells Tenant, Self Destruction Ensues

A wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995 gets opened | Dinosaur Dracula Opening wildly corroded can Spider-Man Pasta 1995 thread 1/5 DinosaurDracula New! Chef BOYARDEE PRESENTS MCS PIDER MAN NTA SHAPES ATBALLS OMATO

Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee

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Funny bad jokes, dad jokes, what's updog, updog joke, funny tweet about dying and doing a whats updog joke to the doctor | doctor: itm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing]

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Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy