I'm all about that sedentary lifestyle, baby

Time is money

A physical representation of our brain cells after experiencing a minor inconvenience

What is time?

I need to close all the job application tabs before sharing my screen on Zoom

This job-seeker was offered a job interview — so how did they end up in a webinar with hundreds of other people ? U/LivingStCelestine thought everything was going well as they talked to a recruiter about a job listing. The OP requested a virtual time slot to meet with this person about a management job, and it seemed like they were set up for a 6PM interview. However, when they turned up in the Zoom meeting , they got a terrible surprise. It's so unfortunate the lengths companies would go throu…

Who needs a bed when you have a perfectly good keyboard lying around?

Say hi to the camera!

You could say we're all workaholics now since we never leave the workplace

Zzzzzoom

Ahh, it's Monday morning again. Your coffee is weak, the train was delayed, and you already have 186 unread emails in your inbox– it's gonna be a rough week. But where did the weekend go? Two days of leisure were simply consumed by errands that you had no time for during the week, weren't you supposed to relax at some point? Once again, Saturday morning leaked into Sunday night and now you're trapped in the corporate hellscape known as the Sunday Scaries. It's that feeling you get on Sunday eve…

According to HR, they're out 'sick' at least 100 times per year

“Love the zoom call offering advice in the same tone they would use to read a meeting agenda…”

The moose is so offended

If this isn't an accurate account of remote work, I don't know what is.

This is a new level of savage ghosting from a potential employer.