"I dare you": TikToker Encourages "Feral Humans" to Become the "Crow" of Their Workplace

Crows are so hip this summer, if you're not on #crowtok then you're seriously missing out. TikToker @onlyferalfans recently posted a video encouraging… no, DARING her followers to become the “crow” of their workplace. What does this mean? Well, first of all, she makes sure to reitterate that it's for feral humans only, which means you have to not give 2-sh*ts about what others might think of you. Follow societal norms?? Only if it actually benefits humanity. Just because a shell isn't natural to a parking lot, doesn't mean you shouldn't leave on there… 

And ways, secondly, you basically do what crows are known for, but around your office. So, leave little treasures all over the place. Maybe something shiny or mysterious. Caw and/or hiss at people you don't want to interact with. And thirdly, and maybe most importantly, do not let anyone know that it is you doing this. Co-Worker: “Whoa! Did you just hear that hissing noise??” You (who just hissed): “No…” 

“I dare you.”

How to Hiss:

Viewers are so excited about that idea, that now the TikToker has grown a fascination with crows in general. She's noticed that there is a small murder of crows that hangs near her neighbors place and she wants to become besties with them. So she is now on a path to make new crow friends. 

“Lure crows with me.”

She's now leaving shiny objects and snacks like dog and cat food on her roof for the her potential feathered friends. Even while she's out driving around on the job, she will try and caw at some crows to try and attract them. She even has one of her coworkers join in to help her figure out that best sound caw to use. 

CAW!