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38 Amusing Memes For Quelling The Boredom

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    Insect - TALKOFNAIJA.COM Bee sting to the penis can permanently enlarge your penis - Talk of Naija I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
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    Nose - when that first sip of mcdonald's sprite hits #CRISPY
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    Facial expression - me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! oo00o shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!! my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:
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    Lion - LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS Russia unleashed more than 500 lions on its streets to ensure that people are staying indoors during this pandemic outbreak. 18:17 VLADMIR PUTIN RELEASED AROUND 500 LIONS TO MAKE PEOPLE STAY INDOORS I serve the Soviet Union
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    Photo caption - THEY TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY WEAPONS SO I WASHED MY HANDS
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    People - A couple of weeks of isolation with the family. What can go wrong?
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    Text - Some insping bulsit bot achieingoalsor somehing Sorsmetin
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    Text - Andy Lang @HRH Duke of Uri Needless to say, I don't think it's good news. Hampshire Hospitals NES Ne n in www- Dww y Following your recent eye test, we are writing to confirm your next appointment which is at: 12:45pmTuesday 1 March 2016 myulteriormotive: | I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes
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    Album cover - WHEN BAE LIFTS HER DRESS SO YOU CAN SEE THEM ANKLES imgflip.com
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    Text - Bread Savage @papasuncle Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks. "Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby".
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    News - BREAKING NEWS DISTURBED MAN REFUSES TO ISOLATE NEWS Says That He's "Down With The Sickness"
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    Cat - My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite Me after accidentally sleeping loose:
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    Bear - Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
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    Text - Her parents: what are your intentions with our daughter? Me: @MULTIPURPOSEGELATIN BARRY MCCOCKINNER
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    Vehicle door - Officer: TURN AROUND! Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round Officer: TURN AROUND! Me: Every now and then I get a... **gets tasered**
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    Product - Grandmether sympathy loss of loved one The countdown's over- YAY! sympathy loss of loved one Pthe sympathy
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    Text - Consider John Frazzled @FrazzleMyGimp [Home Depot staff meeting] BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is? ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong. 8/14/18, 8:04 AM
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    Text - AVOCADO: Hello I'm good fat BACON: *lights cigarette* *punches avocado*
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    Text - danny nett @dannynett friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli <>
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    Cartoon - My kid created what I thought was an angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guy but then I flipped it around.. Photos grid
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    Text - ONE OF THE ARMS ON MALE CEPHALOPODS SERVES AS THEIR REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN AND SOME SPECIES EVEN DETACH IT AND GIVE Me IT TO THE FEMALE My friends wanting to go back to normal conversation PS Express imgtip.com
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    Text - Jillian Kuzma @jilliankuzma Finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Tatiana Fajardo @Tatiana19796 · 9h In the 18th century, some English noblemen would have "ornamental hermits" living on their land. The hermit would be paid, provided with food and water, and given a skull, a book and an hourglass. Such hermits would be encouraged to dress like druids. WosTERrEL MAGAZINE. MBme 5:47 PM 22 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - WOOSH. YOU HAVE Smol pener
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    Child - "Before you can enter this site, you must confirm that you are 18 II years old."
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    Text - When it's finally 11:59 pm December 31, 2020 but then you see "Tutorial Complete" appearing in the sky @superheroaxis
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    Cartoon - Empty cop cars are just scarecrows for people
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    Text - Me when I see a cop: "Just don't act suspicious and l'lI be fine" The cop: "Good morning" Me: Ido not kill people. That is my least favourite thing to do.
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    Text - Lactose in ant: Lactose intolerant: CHOH OH OH CHCH -0. OH OH OH OH
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    Cartoon - Iphones being dropped onto Carpet from 1 meter Half of my Electrical components were destroyed. Android phones being yeeted onto Concrete Tis buta scratch
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    Text - Follow Helen Ingram @drhingram Not a fan of the new Harry Potter book Criminalising cont PAPER Herpes genitalis and the philosopher's stance Kilian Dunphy ABSTRACT sexual liaison. This change of one's sexua into that of a potential agent of harm a echo themes from the fall in the garden of is oddly coincidental that snakes are studi science of herpetology, from the Greek hi creep'), to the sexual subtext of vampire to present day paranoias concerning is HIV transmission. The emotional ram
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    Product - VICE @VICE Amidst a global health crisis, porn finds a way. Coronavirus Porn Is Going Viral on Pornhub vice.com Riley Reid @rileyreidx3 Oh fuck yea spread it
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    Photo caption - "I LITERALLY love football! And teams. Every one of them! They are all wonderful! Go teams!" NFL
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    Adaptation - Canadians when they see miles per hour instead of syrup per moose (Angry beaver noises)
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    Poster - Wizards are prohibited You know what you did.
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    Text - joe @mutablejoe the idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand repellent anus 11:20 am · 26 Apr 18 >
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    Text - Cemeterry F @daemonic3 wife: we need to fill out our mail-in ballots me: can't i'm busy wife: well do you want me to vote for you? me: no don't do that! *panicking* i don't wanna be president 7:12 PM · 2020-10-14 · Twitter Web App 498 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 6,092 Likes
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    Photo caption - After burning down his third mobile home, Beaker realized that making meth would be more complicated than he thought.
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    Footwear - HonestAbe @HonestShuaib You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you ever seen a crocs

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