The groom's a good-looking guy, and his cute brother looks uncannily similar. He's essentially the single version of the groom. It would be a shame to pass this one up. Once he's done dealing with excessive family photos, you manage to catch him and chat him up in a cozy corner of the wedding venue. Something stirs within you and you feel the sudden urge to kiss him. Maybe it's the copious shots that the Hype Man sprinkled into your bloodstream earlier. You decide to lean in and go for that kiss, and it's absolutely incredible. I mean, isn't this what weddings are all about? Don't you just love love?
All this excitement makes you have to pee. Inside the ladies' room, you eagerly share the story of that wonderful, unexpected kiss, with your friend. She stares back at you.
"You know he's like 18, right? I'm pretty sure he literally just started college."
f*ck. 18. Barely legal. HOW?! The silver lining is that he is legal, at least … right? You and your friend agree to never speak of this again. It was the tequila talking, that's all. You never return from the ladies' room to finish what you started with him.