I never wanted to play with corn more in my life.
Have you ever watched an anime or a cartoon and thought “Wow, I really want to try that ramen they’re eating…” or “That’s the cutest pickle I’ve ever seen!” or even “I want to be friends with those little mushroom guys.”?
If any of the above thoughts has ever crossed your mind, then this TikToker’s page is for you!
@theknottychef is a man who makes crochet plush toys of all kinds of different foods. We realize how absurd that sounds, but the most incredible part about that is that he is HIGHLY successful and has millions of followers who are obsessed with ears of corn with beady happy eyes or a chipper little turnip with a cheeky smile.
Who knew that’s all we ever wanted?
Nobody knows why, but for some reason, food is just cute sometimes. Whether it’s a chubby cherubic tomato or a zippy dippy lemon, something about a little teensy smile and beady eyes on an inanimate object has such an allure.
The Knotty Chef doesn’t just do fruits and vegetables either! He is a man of insane talents and has expanded his repertoire to our second favorite humanized inanimate object– BOBA.
After some kbbq sheeeeesh
Although some may criticize The Knotty Chef for having a skill and a talent for a hobby that is traditionally reserved for females, he honestly is crushing it and has made a very successful business out of the joy of happy looking foods.
What kind of monster could resist this?
And just look at the bookshelf behind him FULL of cute little foodies. Of course, The Knotty Chef does sell his creations for astronomical prices, but in my opinion, a handmade happy turnip is worth far more than a factory churned, crappy quality Paw Patrol doll with dead eyes and no heart.
The Knotty Chef creates compelling and handsome toys for children and, let’s be more accurate here, adults who simply love silly and happy little things. Now that’s one side hustle I can one hundred percent get behind.