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Savage Memes About Wives Roasting Their Husbands Into Oblivion

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    Forehead - When I ask for help and my husband says he has to poop. YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

    Need something done? Suddenly husbands have tummy troubles. Need help with the kids? Tough luck, you should have chosen a time when weren't due for a bathroom break. But when it's TV time or date night, the bathroom is the furthest thing on their mind. Weird. 

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    Product - In every Public Restroom everywhere, or as I call it "My husband bought the wrong brand." What is this? Sandpaper for ass?

    Like, come on, how hard it is to pick a soft brand of toilet paper, which doesn't feel like you're wiping your tush with newspaper? Why don't husbands get it? Don't their butts have feelings too?! Considering how long they spend in the bathroom, you'd think they'd make better choices. 

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    Product - Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison Husbands are pure chaos. I don't wish them on anyone. Extra Large GRADE A MAR 5 A 035P-1789
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    Hair - The snacks I have hidden from my husband Me
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    Jaw - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny My husband pissed me off so l sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 72 degrees.
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    Smile - Jessie @mommajessiec My husband's superpower is resting his eyes for 5 minutes for 3 hours.
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    Facial expression - This man will be snoring and look me dead in my face and say"I wasnt sleep "
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    Gesture - Ash (an female) @adult_mom why is it that i grocery shop with intention and efficiency and my husband grocery shops like a 10 year old at a movie theater
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    Human body - This dude in Sephora told his wife "just get whatever you want" and I swear heads everywhere turned.
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    Human body - The woman @69Darci me in my daughter ear : go tell daddy you want mcdonald's if he says no then you cry. Ok.
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    Face - Doing a random task Wants to see what he's doing F**k
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    Rectangle - Jessie @mommajessiec My husband doesn't want to remodel the kitchen, so to convince him l'm bringing it up in every conversation for the next month or year or years.
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    Product - Husband: “why are you always trying to correct me?" Мe: Why are you always doing things wrong?"
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    Nature - Wives saying goodbye to their shower hairballs before they become their husbands responsibility to deal with. chulu
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    Jaw - Sara Buckley @nottheworstmom ... At what age to boys stop leaving the house with their zipper down because my husband is 37.
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    Jaw - Scarlett Longstreet @ScarlettPosner The best part of watching a show with my husband is when he falls asleep so I can watch my show.
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    Smile - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy I just got mad at my husband for getting mad at me. Marriage is fun.
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    Eye - Mom and Buried @momandburied1n "Hey, I found this great hike we can take the kids on!" and other threats I say to my husband.

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