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Everything gets reframed as a business lesson, because that’s just the culture here. Your dog passed? Post about it. Your kid said something cute? Post about it, but make sure there’s a pivot to disruption somewhere in paragraph two. The platform has this miraculous ability to take the most ordinary human experiences and squeeze them through a productivity filter until they come out the other side as motivational content that makes you want to close your laptop and stare at a wall.
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And everyone on LinkedIn is optimizing. They don’t have hobbies, they have passion projects with scalable potential. They don’t have friends, they have networks. They don’t have lunch, they have working meals, which is just eating at your desk but with more suffering. The whole thing is one giant one-person PR operation, where each user carefully constructs a persona that is somehow simultaneously vulnerable and inspiring, relatable and impressive, deeply human and also a productivity machine that hasn’t taken a day off since 2019. It’s performance art, except the performer is completely convinced they’re not performing, which is honestly the most LinkedIn thing of all.
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These posts are proof that we, as a society, should do better, strive to be mostly fine. LinkedIn, on the other hand, should just give up.
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AI slop on a dumb Linkedin post is wild.
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Why is she sitting on a trash can? how does the ai slop help your post's engagement? I'm genuinely confused!
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