Sure, it’s fun to pile on someone when things don’t go right. And hey, if you’re a mascot, it’s your job to provide a little between-play entertainment, a pallet cleanser if you will.
So it makes sense that the San Antonio Spurs Mascot, a giant Coyote, would throw on a sequent onesie and parody Mariah Carey’s recent “technical difficulties.”
What this Coyote doesn’t understand is: He has no idea who he’s messing with.
This isn’t Ashlee Simpson, Milli Vanilli, or even Britney Spears. This is Mariah Carey, ok? So step off, Coyote.
Oh, and thanks for the nightmares, giant Coyote in Mariah Carey costume.
Whether you like snowboarders being carried by giant drones, a robot coffeemaker, or a wall-climbing cat, there’s something in this Win compilation for you.
I mean, you got Super Mario Legos, a Harlem Globetrotter sinking shots from a the top of a building, and a dude stopping a subway train with his bare hands. What more do you need? Stop being miserable and watch this. PLEASE.
It’s great. Watch it and feel alive again. This guy’s waiting for you:
It’s been shown time and time again that if you show the internet a big, white sign, they’re going to do whatever they want with it.
Need I remind you of this stupid thing:
I didn’t think so. Well, someone should’ve reminded Senator Bernie Sanders, the guy who all your most annoying friends insist “would’ve won." Yes, Sen. Sanders printed out one of President-elect Donald Trump’s tweets to make the point that the reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year might not be telling the truth.
Naturally, people loved the idea of Bernie holding up a big white sign because it’s really easy to Photoshop. Check out some of the best new Bernie signs:
Parents are concerned about how active their kids are. But rather than, you know, taking their kids outside, they’re relying on Fisher-Price to get their kids moving without actually going anywhere.
At CES, Fisher-Price introduced a new stationary exercise bike for kids to ride and that parents can just plop an iPad in front of and forget about. Finally, a way for your kid to play video games and feel the burn.
According to CNN, “The system is Bluetooth-enabled so the bike could work with the apps played on platforms such as Apple TV and Android TV. App dashboards tell parents how much time their child has spent peddling and what he or she has learned in that duration.”
So now not only does your kid get hours of guilt-free screen time, but also they can enjoy all the healthy obsessing over exercise that their parents do. A toy that brings the whole family together.
When we awoke on New Year’s Day 2017, we were in a post-Hollyweed world. Yes, the sun was still shining, but for billions around the globe, the world had changed without notice because a pair of artists changed the Hollywood sign to read “Hollyweed.” Their impact on the year has yet to be measured.
Since the emergence of Hollyweed, people from all walks of life have been inspired to use the Hollywood sign as their canvas and photoshop and Snapchat as their paint brush. A new meme was born on January 1st where people change the Hollywood sign to read something else. January 1st shall no longer be known as New Year's Day. January 1st shall now be known as Hollyweed Day.
Check out some of the best new Hollyweed signs.
Can we just stop Justin Timberlake from doing stuff?
It’s enough that he’s an acclaimed singer, dancer, and actor, but does he have to be good at free throws, too? And this is just him messing around the court, sinking half-court shots. What's next? He gonna be really good at predicting what month comes after April?
I mean, maybe he could be good at cleaning up the ocean or getting humans to Mars, things that would benefit all of us instead of just making us feel bad about ourselves. Right? Then again, we’d probably be just as annoyed at that too.
JT, give it a rest. Enjoy your millions of dollars and, what seems like, a really nice and supportive relationship with Jessica Biel.