Alexa

Just imagining the confused and terrified expressions on the faces of this guy's parents is enough for a big laugh. Talk about a classic case of an older generation just not understanding all the crazy technology we have at our disposal nowadays. Nobody wants a haunted Alexa in their household. 

For all of those who have ever wondered if Alexa knows cat language...Via: iiscats

For all of those who have ever wondered if Alexa knows cat language...Via: iiscats

For all of those who have ever wondered if Alexa knows cat language...Via: iiscats

For all of those who have ever wondered if Alexa knows cat language...Via: iiscats

Artificial Intelligence is becoming a bigger part of our lives, and who would suspect that it would be witty? There are worse ways for AI to surprise us, like the time people's Alexas started laughing hysterically at them or this Roomba pooptastrophe. Anyway, here's Siri being funnier than you'd expect.

Oh boy, Mr. Jeff Bezos sure is in the hot seat right now for his dramatic divorce from wife of 25 years, Mackenzie Bezos. Bezos, currently the world's richest man and Founder and CEO of Amazon, tweeted on Wednesday that he and Mackenzie would be seeking out an amicable divorce after a trial period of separation.

And if you thought that wasn't enough drama for today, economists are speculating that the high-profile divorce could potentially cost Amazon billions of dollars in stock and cause Bezos, who is currently worth $137 billion, to fall down the rankings of the richest people in the world.

But here's the icing on the cake: on Thursday, The National Enquirer released a story alleging that Bezos had had an affair with former TV anchor Lauren Sanchez, along with a text message to Sanchez in which he writes "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon." Add some risque selfies to the mix and we've got ourselves the perfect recipe for some golden memes and reaction tweets. Eat 'em up!

Rocco, a mischievous African grey parrot living in the UK, has attempted to place orders for light bulbs with the device and requests music and jokes.

The machines are taking over, and the kids know! 

Amazon has permeated all of our lives to some extent, and it's looking like there's more growth still in the company's future. No matter your opinion on Jeff Bezos' baby, we've gotta capitalize on the excellent meme opportunities here!