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Man Tells Girlfriend To Stop Making TikToks About Them

Even though this guy's girlfriend might be putting together those TikToks out of the kindness of her heart, that doesn't mean that it's also not generating a whole lot of flack for the poor guy. The dude's already just trying to muddle through a reasonably peaceful life as a soldier on a military base. Last thing he needs is to get continually roasted by fellow soldiers on his base, for the ridiculous TikToks his girlfriend keeps churning out. Maybe if she just steered the focus away from their relationship, and put it on other stuff, it'd work out a bit better for everyone. 

Man tells his girlfriend to stop making TikToks about their relationship | AITA telling my girlfriend she needs stop making Tiktoks as they're so embarrassing? Not hole currently deployed and if unaware TikTok has ridiculous amount military users, its so fucking cringe swear Tiktok is like 90% cringy edgy preteens and teens, military, and creepy old men talking preteens. Anyways my girlfriend makes lot tiktoks about much she misses and about army girlfriend stuff. She'll post stuff like #armygf
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We thought you weren't supposed to feed gremlins after midnight?

This is madness in a video! However, as crazy as it gets, having raccoons swarm over you as you hand them food before the cold winter is actually in an odd way very sweet. 

James Blackwood, notified Raccoon Whisperer, decided to help out a large group of hungry raccoons in the cold, "it was snowing with freezing temperatures and the raccoons were super hungry and knew they had to stock up for the long winter." The raccoons are obviously very happy and eager with Blackwood's offering, they surrounded him and completely devoured him. Just kidding. But seriously, Blackwood seems to be building the largest raccoon army ever and it may be one of our few favorites moments of this year. 


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Fake Marine Gets Called Out, Threatens Arrest

Little did this lying fool seem to realize, but pretending to be a marine is the thing worthy of arrest in this ridiculous scenario. When will these liars ever learn that the rest of the world isn't having any of their BS? Maybe sometime in the future. 

A fake marine gets called out, and proceeds to threaten arrest | Gaming PC (Price Negotiable 1000 Still got sale? Today 10:49 AM Yep Okay sir/ma'am hope this is real and not scam wil| like get this my cousin doing his masters Zoology oversea member United State Marine Corps (USMC) but no longer town meet person.
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Fake Marine Gets Called Out, Threatens Arrest

Little did this lying fool seem to realize, but pretending to be a marine is the thing worthy of arrest in this ridiculous scenario. When will these liars ever learn that the rest of the world isn't having any of their BS? Maybe sometime in the future. 

A fake marine gets called out, and proceeds to threaten arrest | Gaming PC (Price Negotiable 1000 Still got sale? Today 10:49 AM Yep Okay sir/ma'am hope this is real and not scam wil| like get this my cousin doing his masters Zoology oversea member United State Marine Corps (USMC) but no longer town meet person.
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Veteran Mechanic Messes With The Wrong Person

Man, oh, man, using one's status to take advantage of others is about as low as one can go. There are bad apples in every bunch though. Fortunately, justice was delivered to this mechanic. 

A veteran mechanic messes with the wrong person, so his buddy ends up going down with him | r/ProRevenge Join u/earthrogue 3d Veteran Mechanic taking advantage active duty military and retirees messes with wrong person and his buddy goes down with him this started all trying do get out paying something didn't need and never asked By end going blood as someone else enacted their revenge posted this over r/militarystories and after couple comments realized belongs here too adding some edits give
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This is straight out of a movie. That one marine had some mad dance moves. Sheesh. 

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Fake Marine Gets Called Out, Threatens Arrest

Little did this lying fool seem to realize, but pretending to be a marine is the thing worthy of arrest in this ridiculous scenario. When will these liars ever learn that the rest of the world isn't having any of their BS? Maybe sometime in the future. 

A fake marine gets called out, and proceeds to threaten arrest | Gaming PC (Price Negotiable 1000 Still got sale? Today 10:49 AM Yep Okay sir/ma'am hope this is real and not scam wil| like get this my cousin doing his masters Zoology oversea member United State Marine Corps (USMC) but no longer town meet person.
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Twenty-Seven Military Memes For Privates And Staff Sergeants Alike

Being in the armed forces is certainly no joke, but we're pretty sure anyone who's served will find these memes amusing and relatable. 

We've got even more military-related memes for you here!

Funny memes about being in the armed forces, military, navy, air force | tom cruise in top gun movie playing volleyball shirtless vs guys from revenge of the nerds: Officers movies Officers real life. baby yoda: get pulled over and give officer military ID hoping will get out ticket
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Veteran Mechanic Messes With The Wrong Person

Man, oh, man, using one's status to take advantage of others is about as low as one can go. There are bad apples in every bunch though. Fortunately, justice was delivered to this mechanic. 

A veteran mechanic messes with the wrong person, so his buddy ends up going down with him | r/ProRevenge Join u/earthrogue 3d Veteran Mechanic taking advantage active duty military and retirees messes with wrong person and his buddy goes down with him this started all trying do get out paying something didn't need and never asked By end going blood as someone else enacted their revenge posted this over r/militarystories and after couple comments realized belongs here too adding some edits give
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Veteran Mechanic Messes With The Wrong Person

Man, oh, man, using one's status to take advantage of others is about as low as one can go. There are bad apples in every bunch though. Fortunately, justice was delivered to this mechanic. 

A veteran mechanic messes with the wrong person, so his buddy ends up going down with him | r/ProRevenge Join u/earthrogue 3d Veteran Mechanic taking advantage active duty military and retirees messes with wrong person and his buddy goes down with him this started all trying do get out paying something didn't need and never asked By end going blood as someone else enacted their revenge posted this over r/militarystories and after couple comments realized belongs here too adding some edits give
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Veteran Mechanic Messes With The Wrong Person

Man, oh, man, using one's status to take advantage of others is about as low as one can go. There are bad apples in every bunch though. Fortunately, justice was delivered to this mechanic. 

A veteran mechanic messes with the wrong person, so his buddy ends up going down with him | r/ProRevenge Join u/earthrogue 3d Veteran Mechanic taking advantage active duty military and retirees messes with wrong person and his buddy goes down with him this started all trying do get out paying something didn't need and never asked By end going blood as someone else enacted their revenge posted this over r/militarystories and after couple comments realized belongs here too adding some edits give
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Fifteen Camouflage Memes For Those Who Prefer To Be Inconspicuous

We're pretty certain that for anyone who's served in the military, the joke about camouflage and invisibility is as old and stale as you could possibly get. But we civilians will probably never find them not funny, so here's a gallery full of 'em that we curated for you below!

Funny memes about camouflage | Soldiers looking their camo clothes every morning: Spongebob Squarepants | does camouflage look like ALL IMAGES MAPS NEWS VIDEOS SHOPPIN Alright, then. Keep secrets Frodo The Lord of the Rings
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Soldier's Microwave Mishap Creates Chaos

Man oh man, sometimes the brain takes a lunch break, and a true fail presents itself. Take for instance, this soldier who microwaved a can of Chef Boyardee (with the lid on), on an active military base. Naturally, the resulting mess created a nice eruption of chaos, given the environment. 

A soldier accidentally microwaves Chef Boyardee on an active military base | r/tifu Join u/RoemerRanch 1y 1 TIFU by microwaving chef boyardee on an active military base As with most things this happened last week currently deployed middle east got off work little later than expected and missed galley hours so stopped at mini mart on base grab some food. They have decent selection mostly just typical gas station food. So some guys grab cold
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Army Overpays Soldier, Soldier Overpays Them Back, Has To Mop Floors

We're talking pennies here, man. But alas, the soldier gets overpaid, and then on top of having to pay the Army back, they're required to mop the floors. 

Army overpays a soldier, and the soldier has to pay them back and mop the floors | r/tifu u/[deleted 1y JOIN TIFU by chuckling away being overpaid. Obligatory "this concluded today been working Uncle Sam about 7 years now severely desensitized government fuckups and one day received letter DFAS guys who actually pay us overpaid two whole cents.
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Military Being Hilariously Weird

Maybe what we're calling weird is absolutely normal for a lot of folks in the military. The mind is apt to find some funny and absurd ways to keep itself entertained, while out in the middle of nowhere. With all the gear around, the resulting situations one can get into are quite ridiculous. 

A collection of images showing various military members being weird | six men in casual military clothes filmed at the right moment looking like they're riding flying brooms
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