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'Two beers, no more': Clever thirsty grunts enact malicious compliance to NCO's poorly worded command

'Two beers, no more': Thirsty Marines maliciously comply to officer's poorly worded command

It's important to choose one's words carefully, especially when those words are the only thing standing between some thirsty grunts and their choice of drink after a long hard day. This is a classic instance of malicious compliance being executed, where the number of something has been specified, but the size of each item has not. Another instance where this same premise plays out might be a parent telling their child that they can have “just one” candy bar before the child returns with the lar…
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Sergeant Major Ruins VIP Event With Stupid Demands

This military audio engineer was told by an outranking Sergeant Major that their help wasn't necessary for setting up a VIP ceremony. They did as they were told and "f-ed off" which led to the ceremony being a disaster.
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A compilation of memes about the military and serving in the military

Military Memes to Celebrate Veterans Day

Happy Veterans Day! November 11th is the day when we celebrate the men and women who have served The United States with the utmost grace and dignity. When I was in middle school, I played the songs of the branches of the military in the school band during the annual Veterans Day assembly. We played Semper Paratus, Semper Supra, Anchors Aweigh, Marines' Hymn, The Army Goes Rolling Along, and The U.S. Air Force. All of the veterans in the crowd would stand during their branches section. I mention…
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r/MaliciousCompliance | u/Its CoolImWithTheBand | Oh you think I'm your personal travel agent. Ok then... | So I'm in the military and we have this system that we use called the Defense Travel System or DTS

New Officer Makes Subordinate Their Travel Agent, They Book the Officer the Worst Possible Flights

Some people just can't be trusted with a single shred of power. As soon as they manage to find themselves with even a semblance of it, they don't hesitate for a second to wield it over every person they possibly can with a stupid fury. I wish that I could say that these people don't succeed but, based on the stories we see, that's often not the case. It's as if these people have never once stopped to consider or care about other people and the effect that their actions have on their lives. Let'…
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Foreign Bride Gets Prolonged Revenge on Scamming Army-Serviceman Ex-Husband

When this US Army enlisted married a German bride, he insisted that they settle in his home country. He agreed to help with handling her immigration papers to the US, and after an arduous and drawn-out moving process, the two began their journey. Except the husband hadn't done any of the immigration documents, he had promised he would. “Little did I know, my ex-husband did not do a single bit of research or even did his part for my immigration process, and I wasn't able to set foot on the plane…
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Sergeant Major Ruins VIP Event With Stupid Demands

This military audio engineer was told by an outranking Sergeant Major that their help wasn't necessary for setting up a VIP ceremony. They did as they were told and "f-ed off" which led to the ceremony being a disaster.
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U.S. Army Personnel Share How Their Drill Sergeants Became Their “Army Parents” When Their Real Parents Failed Them

U.S. Army Personnel Share How Their Drill Sergeants Became Their “Army Parents” When Their Real Parents Failed Them

“Remember my DS he was so protective over me because he was aware of my personal issues. An NCO I’ll never forget.”
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viral twitter thread about someone making an army of snow ducks | thumbnail includes two pictures including a snowball maker toy and a whole lot of snow ducks and one tweet 'Product - woahh mann @ashhhhhhole this is the best day of my life 8:44 PM - Jan 15, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 91.5K Retweets 8,701 Quote Tweets 953K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Woman Builds An Army Of Snow Ducks And Goes Viral

this girl truly has her ducks in a row.
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New Army Captain Forces Armorer to Sign and Comply to Illegal Order, He Signs the Order As “Under Duress” and Ends Her Entire Career

This armorer sticks to his guns.
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Abandoned Machines of Death and Destruction That Are Kinda Cool

This collection of abandoned killing machines is a pretty fascinating scroll.
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Fan Tweets Simping For Favs From The 2021 American Music Awards

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Sergeant doesn't believe bug bite story, gets malicious compliance

Sergeant Doesn't Believe Military Doctor's Orders, Gets Proven Wrong

Oh cool, gross.
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angry boss tries to pick fight with U.S. army and doesn't succeed

Boss Tries To Take Priority Over Army, Doesn't Succeed

It's important to know which battles to pick.
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Teacher's wholesome moment with a moody student comes full circle | Story time Back 14-15 school year teaching science Orange at challenging year as middle school is generally pretty terrible everyone involved had one period honors students filled with pretty bright spectrum students. There one girl who sat front and filled with typical middle school angst. Always had her black hoodie on and up, with her sleeves past her hands; and hair front her face. She quiet and kept herself.

Teacher's Emotional Moment With Moody Student Comes Full Circle

Get ready for a feels trip.
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A collection of the funniest things that drill sergeants ever heard recruits say.

AskReddit Thread: Funniest Things That Recruits Ever Said

All the pressure can get to some people.
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Man Gets Caught Sleeping While On Duty

Woke up to a real life bad dream.
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