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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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people share their 'if I got caught there was no explanation' stories | thumbnail Text - meme-ikyu 41 points · 21 hours ago Brought a kitchen knife to Disney hidden in the liner of my backpack. Had previously put it in there to cut up fruit, and it somehow ended up getting stuck between the inner and outer layers of the bag. I never noticed until I was literally in the bag check line at Disney. Panicked for a while but no one noticed it.

People's 'If I Get Caught There's No Explanation' Stories

People Unveil The Most Useless Things They Learned In School| thumbnail text - dumbinternetstuff · 17h S They mostly taught us to ask permission in order to use the bathroom.

People Unveil The Most Useless Things They Learned In School

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People Expose Absurd Things Their Exes Have Asked Them To Change| thumbnail text - tooterfish80 · 11h My former spouse asked me to move my period because it fell on his three day weekend and he refused to have sex with me when I was "broken" so that was a real bummer for him. I suggested that he ask one of the other guys to swap with him but he wouldn't even ask and I suspect it's because he knew noone liked him enough.

People Expose Absurd Things Their Exes Have Asked Them To Change

Men Expose The Things That Make Them Go, ‘I’m Out’ In A Relationship| thumbnail text - LateNightCuriosity13 · 19h S 1 Award "I only drink on days that end in Y" I used to date an alcoholic who saw nothing wrong with getting drunk everyday and would blow off plans because she was hammered or hungover 6 Reply & 4.7k 3 ...

Men Expose The Things That Make Them Go, ‘I’m Out’ In A Relationship

Here Are The Worst Names To Give a Child Currently| Thumbnail Text - Smile - TheBigDissapoint · 1d. My cousin named his first son King and his first daughter Queen. So there's that. 3.6k J Reply Share Report Save

Here Are The Worst Names To Give a Child Right Now

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Husband Is Humiliated After His Jealous Wife Bullies Their Friend| Thumbnail Text - Rectangle - AITA For Telling My Wife to Stop Being So Jealous of My Friends Fiancé? My wife (35F) and I (36M) are good friends with another couple my best friend Matt (36M) and his fiancé Rachel (24F). Rachel models and is very attractive. My wife is less conventionally attractive, but I fell in love with her for her humor and good spirit. Recently I've noticed my wife making a lot of comments about Rachel callin

Husband Is Humiliated After His Jealous Wife Bullies Their Pretty Friend

People describe the absolute worst things that their roommates ever did.

Absolute Worst Things People's Roommates Ever Did

People Expose The Absurd Things They've Seen Proudly Written On Dating Profiles| thumbnail text - -helpwanted · 11h "Im looking for all the fun and excitement of a secret lover screams "I'm married."

People Expose The Absurd Things They've Seen Proudly Written On Dating Profiles

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Medical professionals reveal baby names they talked parents out of | thumbnail text - I worked at a registrar for a while and among the birth certificates I got some of the standouts i saw were: Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise

Medical Professionals Reveal Ridiculous Baby Names They Tried to Talk Parents Out Of

People describe the pettiest reasons that they rejected other people.

Pettiest Reasons People Were Rejected

unforgettable sleepover incidents | thumbnail text - EspressoShot101 · 4h My friend peed my bed when we were 15, and I unknowingly rolled into it. She left while I was still sleeping and didn't say anything. After that she never talked to me again

Sleepover Incidents That Will Never Be Forgotten

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People Reveal Signs That Somebody Is Not As Smart As They Think| thumbnail text - CrabSully · 14h Definitely bring a know it all. The smarter you get, the more you're aware of how much you don't know. I've never heard the most intelligent people I know gloat. G Reply 1 70 3 + ...

People Reveal Signs That Someone Is Not As Smart As They Think

Wedding Moments That Made It Achingly Obvious It Wasn't Going To Work Out| thumbnail text - MyHandleisHandle · 1y When the priest equivalent said "You may kiss the bride" she turned so that it would be a kiss on the cheek. Even as a child that set off alarm bells. They have been divorced for a long time. 1 3.1k ...

Wedding Moments That Made It Achingly Obvious It Wasn't Going To Work Out

Australians Brutally Roast American Food, And It Gets Personal| thumbnail text - Needmoresnakes · 14d Biscuits and gravy. They served it to my Mum when she was in Texas on holiday. What the hell you guys. 9 Reply Share ...

Australians Brutally Roast American Food, And It Gets Personal

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People Expose What Screams, 'I'm Rich, But I Pretend I'm Poor'| thumbnail text - International-Pen518 · 9h Trust fund hippies who slum it and work minimally if at all knowing they can always call their parents for a check. G Reply 4 56 3 ... tarabithia22· 2h Ah, you've been to my liberal arts college, I see. + ..

People Expose What Screams, 'I'm Rich, But I Pretend I'm Poor'

Women Reveal Their True Opinions On Going 'Bra-Less'| thumbnail text - Font - hundred_hands · 19h HON I'm not smallI, or big... but I swear, my nips stare back so I don't go without. Reply Share

Women Reveal How They Really Feel About Going 'Bra-Less'