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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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A collection of the silliest excuses people used on police officers giving out speeding tickets. | Billbapawpaw 4h My brother is cop. He said one guy told him saw wife cheating on nanny cam and l'm trying get home confront them during act" He gave him an escort.

Drivers' Silliest Excuses To Get Out Of Speeding Tickets

people reveal their biggest wedding regrets | thumbnail LadyXaviaraH 2.6k points 5 days ago Wearing heels. Also letting my sister law convince stay at her house night before instead hotel slept on tiny, uncomfortable futon with my giant future husband, and slept maybe an hour.

People Reveal Their Wedding Regrets

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ask reddit, funny, 2020, quarantine, pandemic, funny comments, clever, witty reply, covid-19, alcohol, funny threads, reddit thread | r/AskReddit u/ggfchl go up bartender and tell him Make 2020 drink does he make? snowballer918 6h 14 Awards Pours everything 's spilled on bar mat into shot glass.

People Imagine What 2020 Would Look Like As A Cocktail

People describe the weirdest things they noticed about foreign countries. | Elbatcho 17h wasn't prepared hot water would smell Iceland. Because comes being heated geothermically smells like sulfur. Showering first time little bit shock.

Weirdest Things Tourists Noticed About Foreign Countries

An AskReddit thread about various scams that are so normalized people don't notice | ChaChaRealSmoothe 5h games at fairs/carnivals. Reply 1.9k

Normalized Scams People Don't Notice

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A collection of loopholes that people were able to successfully exploit for years | BarnabyMoose 1d 8 4 Awards high school, our p.e. grade based on improvement took skills test at beginning and another at end and grade based on much improved. So, once learned always sucked at first test and then did miraculously better at second, so had massive "improvement" and thus better grade.

Loopholes People Were Able To Exploit For Years

A collection of times that people realized they ended up marrying the wrong person. | GrandMoffDuce 3y she took her son Disney world family vacation and left and my son at home take care dog told her divorcing her day she got back.

Times People Realized They Married The Wrong Person

People describe short and clean jokes that never fail to get the laughs. | erobed2 11h 3 8 2 Awards Plateaus are highest form flattery.

Short And Clean Jokes That Always Get The Laughs

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People describe their biggest wedding day regrets in an AskReddit thread. | starcrafter84• 16h Picking longest song ever first dance

People's Biggest Wedding Day Regrets

funny askreddit thread about the worst birthday gifts people have ever received | JPO_5x5 11h 8 Awards 8 years old growing sunflowers with my mom one summer. My aunt decided get some fertilizer flowers my birtbday. On my birthday unwrapped my present and saw looked like tub vanilla ice cream, but opened there literal horse shit.

20 Disappointed People Describe The Worst Birthday Gifts They Ever Received

A collection of best compliments guys received from girls. | jibafij 1d 3 1 Award 21 years old at orthodontists getting retainer fixed. Nurse who probably only few years older than told had really nice blue eyes, while her fingers are all my mouth gonna hold onto one awhile.

Best Compliments Dudes Received From Girls

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The funniest things that people caught themselves mindlessly doing. | bransonnnn 6d 1 Award Doing impressions around house Meesa called Jar Jar Binks. Meesa humble serrrrvant dont even like Jar Jar.

Funniest Things People Caught Themselves Mindlessly Doing

wedding planners reveal moments they realized weddings wouldn't last | thumbnail Text - photog99 512 points · 1 month ago Photographer here. Had a groomsmen hit on me all night, kept putting his hands on me. Told the bride and groom I was getting uncomfortable and they both just laughed at me. Ended up literally following me to the bathroom and started grabbing my boobs and trying to kiss me. Had to throw him off of me and told the bride and groom I was leaving after their dances, 1 hour before

Wedding Planners Reveal Moment They Knew Marriage Wouldn't Last

A collection of annoyingly unrealistic movie logic moments | tahonng 3h 1 Award way gifts are wrapped. They're always boxes with actual lids (like shoe boxes, not ones with flaps) and lid is wrapped separately box so open present, they just lift lid. Also, if there's ribbon wrapped around ribbon's not taped on and slides right off. Has anyone ever done this real life

Annoyingly Unrealistic Movie Logic Moments

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Most ridiculous things that kids asked of mall santas | i_live_in_a_truck 1d 1 Award 6 years old want be happy

Mall Santas' Most Ridiculous Requests From Kids

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!

People's Best Clean Insults