This person's just moved in, and their neighbors are already irritated with them… That's never a good sign! When you first move into a new building, chances are you'll meet your neighbors at some point. And even if you don't meet them, you'll definitely hear them. In many apartments, the walls are thin enough to allow in sounds and smells. So you might not know your neighbor by name, but you know that he and his kids eat a roast for dinner, since you can smell it cooking and hear the dishes cli…

Who do I call to get into the pigeon-as-a-pet biz?

And people say birds are not playful

Eelby! Drink your juice!

I’m like a bird, I’ll only fly away…

Cute lil birds

Vibe check? Passed!

...I don't know how secure my premises are

Squawk! Caw! Peck and Claw! These are the birbs that break the law!

Pure doggo silliness

Those divas can talk to the animals

Christmas is only two days away, and you know what that means? We are singing The Twelve Days of Christmas until we cannot stand it anymore. Everyone knows that most of the presents endlessly listed in The Twelve Days of Christmas are birds. If I had to pick any of them to receive, I wouldn't choose swans a-swimming or even a partridge in a pear tree. I want one of those ambiguous, open-for-interpretation gifts. What is a "lord a-leaping," and how do I get ten of them to my house as soon as hum…

Seedy humor for the avian enthusiasts

Bird is the word

Get ready to take flight for the weekend

Seedy humor